Spead

by lil cricket May 22, 2019
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Spead

The act of sexual intercourse with eight humans at a time via following the instructions of a very complicated, hard-to-understand, Veteran Sex Positions guide.

Pronounced "Sped"
They decided to attempt Speading at the party, what a gathering that turned out to be.
by FullCreaMilk April 02, 2016
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John Spead

A man who got a girlfriend, but never fucks cuz he a cuck ass hoe and often watches other men with his girlfriend
Her: Hey baby, u dtf?
Him: No thank you. I must remain pure.
Her: Ok, I'm gonna chill with your friends then.
Him: Can I watch?
Her: You’re such a John Spead!!!
by Hugh Jass sr. October 10, 2021
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Speading the love

"Speading the love" = Very drunk.
"Speading the love" = Talking rubbish to strangers.
"Speading the love" = Extremely inebriated
"Speading the love" =Not thinking things though before videos are made of you.
"Speading the love" = Not knowing where you are, but feeling good about it.
Oh man I was "speading the Love" till early this morning.

You should have seen geoff last night he was "speading the love" all over town.

It's going to be a great one tonight, im going to "spead the love" to stangers all night.
by Simon Cox June 07, 2007
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