Nutjob

Sexual act; the performing of fellatio specifically upon the man's testicles.
"I still think Niall gives the best nutjobs"
by awkgrhakjwrn November 07, 2016
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nutjob

When a girl is sucking a penis and she wraps her lips around the scrotum and testicles with the penis still in her mouth.
The girl gave me a nutjob.
by Sexxyum November 17, 2006
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Conspiracy Nutjob

A "conspiracy theorist" who will believe anything without a second thought, even if it is not based in reality whatsoever.

Will especially believe in any fake conspiracies if you attach some sort of "demonic" or "Satanic" correlation to the "theory", since most of these nutjobs tend to be from/of some sort of christian faith.

They are the worst kind of sheep; since they think they are not sheep, while still being sheep.
Conspiracy Nutjob #1: "OMG TEH WORLD IS RULED BY TEH DEVIL WORSHIIPIN PPLZ."

Conspiracy Nutjob #2: "I KNOW, AND THEY TOTALLY SACRIFICE PPLZ AT THIS BEHEMAN GROVE PLACE."

Conspiracy Nutjob #1: "ONOS!"
by TheRainbowSerpent June 14, 2013
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Nutjob Mcgee

A crazy person who says the strangest things whom you can't really tell is just trying too hard to be edgy or is genuinely a lunatic
Joachim was such a Nutjob Mcgee, he would tell his friends there were fairies in his brain and laughed before he began talking about the Zionist conspiracy
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stealth nutjob

I’ve admired this guy all my life until I realized, once I got to know him, that he is a stealth nutjob.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2023
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720 nutjob

when a girl is in a rotating desk chair, spin her around 720 degrees whilst jizzing upon her golden locks.
oh shit man, you got man juice all over your head in an elliptical orbit. did he give you a 720 nutjob?
by lorna skank November 11, 2011
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right-wing nutjob

What John Kerry regards George Bush as, in the flash cartoon this land
"You're a liberal cissy!"
"You're a Right-wing nutjob!!"
by RHS Student September 07, 2004
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