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nursery crime

An act of child molestation or paedophilia that occured while the victim was in the care of the alleged molester or paedophile.
by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004
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Nursery

A nursery, or a preschool, is a place that children attend for two years before primary school. In nurseries kids can have fun whilst at the same time get taught.

One method of teaching in a nursery is called Montessori. This method relies on independence and freedom within limits. It is particularly helpful for kids with special needs, such as Autism.

Because the children are young, the teachers would have to be gentle with the kids.
My 3 year old kid called Bob goes to Baker Street Nursery in Stirling. Where does your kid go for nursery?
by FunkDaBeat September 28, 2014
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fat gay nursery

The room where the fat gay baby lives.
If you don't go clean your fat gay nursery, you won't get any bacon!
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Rainbow Nursery School

A Rainbow Party in which all the girls are under 18 years of age.
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nursery

I need to get me some of her nursery.
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nurseryrhyme sexual

When you like to fuck the head, shoulders, knees, and toes
Man I got a serious case of nurseryrhyme sexual
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Nurger

A nigger sandwich, usually a sexual act of which involves a black person, and two white people.
The black person is then sandwiched between the two white people making a "nurger"
Hey steve did you see shaniqua lately? She's been talking about how she got nurgered with tommy and john!
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