1. Bitcoin (.00000001) A self-effacing homonym formed that means "non cents" or a contraction of "nonce cents" -- and sounds like "nonsense"!
by LittleDuke September 3, 2012
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by Clog2838383 June 7, 2017
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by Jotter Boy February 19, 2009
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by The Nuneaton Knobber June 24, 2022
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After Jimmy the paedo had given out all of his sweets, he popped into Nonces Direct and bought a Slazenger jacket
by Baz&Dave May 31, 2019
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