Number Three

That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

I gotta go, Take a Number Three
That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

by Biggie JT October 02, 2022

Number Three

When you use the bathroom for urination it's number one.
When you use it to defecate its number two.
When you use it to masturbate its number three.

Number one - Gold like the sun'
Number two - going poo
Number three - the devil sets my sperm free
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I just went number three on myself.

by VegSXEBassist August 14, 2007

number three

referring to a human female's menstrual session.

"...you seem cranky, do you need to go make a number three?

by SpiderMAH May 02, 2009

number three

Semen.

Bob went number three in the bathroom.

by Eddie July 15, 2003

Number Three

When you walk in on somebody, and instead of them being on the toilet, they're masturbating

Man 1: "Oh My God! I'm so sorry!"
Man 2: "Hey, so you caught me taking a Number Three, it happens."

by Kathryn Santini August 16, 2016

Number Three

man juice; semen. can be used as a verb or noun.

Lance had to number three in the sock after having unprotected sexual relations. Unknowingly, Liz later picked it up and wore it.

by shugachica69 September 21, 2007

number three

Urinating (number one) and defecating (number two) simultaneously.

Joe: Damn I got to go.
Jim: Number one or number two?
Joe: Both, bro'.. number three!

by Joe Bone March 08, 2005