Nozzlebag

Derivative of douchebag, with the appeal of a fun word. A noticeably unsavory person, with whom you, in general, would prefer not have to mingle with.

That nozzlebag stole the change out of my ashtray.

by Danny Durden September 13, 2020

Turd nozzle

One who excels in areas of douchebaggery A dork of monumental proportion.

"hey, my girlfriend is such a turd nozzle!"

by Airlats September 10, 2011

Shit Nozzle

One whose mouth constantly spews "shit" like the nozzle of a hose.

"Damn, That Ken sure is a shit nozzle"

by waxcocks February 15, 2009

nozzle fest

A disproportionate ratio of males to females.

There are so many dudes in here it's a nozzle fest.

by bob h boberson May 10, 2008

noiler

A cool person from B.S thats the opposite of a dweeb. Usually from Belgium.

Dude that guy is such a noiler!

(george shorey) your such a twat!

(noiler) sorry hard (y)

by bazzer McNaz December 8, 2009

Twat nozzle

noun - a jerk, a dick. So repugnant in words, acts and/or deeds, that they are only good enough to hide in moist, dank nasty places. Worse than your average dick-head.

Can you believe what a jerk he was today? What a twat nozzle!

by bunnysmama October 31, 2010

Nofile Picture

When a person's Facebook picture is attractive enough to make you notice them (friend request, accept) but later to find out that the picture is the ONLY good one of them, as they turn out to be ugly.

Keith: Hey man I added Sarah last week, she's pretty hot.

James: What are you talking about? She's not good looking at all.

Keith: Damn, I guess that was her Nofile Picture

by mdubs10 December 16, 2009