nostradamus

Verb: to nostradumus

Make a prediction

Alex: I think (insert generic sports team) will win/lose (insert generic sports event)
Alan: Way to nostradamus

by bob359 January 22, 2016

Thank you Nostradamus

The use of "thank you nostradamus" began in 2014 from within the video game World of Tanks by Whane The Whip. The phrase is sarcastic and used whenever someone make a ridiculous claim of foreknowledge.

Joe: I haven't seen my ex in years.
Fred: You will bump in to her next week, just you wait.
Joe: Thank you Nostradamus.

by Whane The Whip September 10, 2014

nostradumbasses

People who think & believe that they not only know everything, but they also are always right.

"During an innocent game of Wii bowling, the opposing team kept behaving like utter nostradumbasses. Proclaiming they'd won before the last player went,"

by ProgPrincess November 7, 2009

Nostradamus

A charlitan who possesses no greater "clairvoyance" than Miss Cleo. Employing techniques of vague predictions commonly employed by psychic hotlines today, Nostradamus' 'prophecies' could have been interpreted as anything.

Nostradamus, more like Fakestradamus!

by Chad Vincent July 18, 2003

Nostradumbass

1.Someone who states the obvious.
2. An annoying know it all dumbass.
3. Windbag who thinks they have a vast knowledge, but really doesn't know much about anything, but has to state SOMETHING.

"All man, it's raining out"
meanwhile you've both been standing in it for a full minute.
"no shit nostradumbass!"

by hapeelady June 18, 2009

Nostradamus

The world's most famous prophet. He began his career as a plauge physician in 16th-century France. He encoded his powerful visions of the future in four-line poems called "quartrains", using puns, word games, and astrological symbols to describe what was (and is) to come. Among the events he successfully forsaw include:
- The American and French relvolutions
- Both world wars
- The rises and falls of Napoleon and Hitler
- The assassination of JFK
- The lunar landing
- The Russia revolution
- 9/11

Doesn't it feel good to acctually learn something useful on Urbandictionary.com?

Here's a sample of a quatrain:

"One who the infernal gods of Hannibal
Will call to be born, terror to all mankind:
Newspapers cannot tell of worse horror in the past,
They will come to the Romans through Babel."
Century II, Quatrain 30

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

nostradumbass

a friend that is notorious for making comments or predictions that are either extremely obvious or extremely ridiculous.

Nostradumbass told me that if Bowersox wins american idol the redsox will win the world series

by the pose June 14, 2010