Nostradamus

Allan Lichtman

Allan Lichtman is a Nostradamus! He said Kamala would win, but Trump won instead.

Nostradamus by nb21-rz2k November 6, 2024

Nostradamus-ing

Saying something strange and usually choppy or vague in meaning, then using extremely stretched synonyms and possible controlled substances to apply it to a current topic.

Nostradamus:"Beasts ferocious from hunger will swim across rivers:
The greater one will cause it to be dragged in an iron cage
When the Germany child will observe nothing."

Random Crackhead: -falls out of chair- "dats fuggin hitlerr mann"

Crack-head's Mom: "Honey, the kid is Nostradamus-ing again!"

Nostradamus-ing by Capn Oakley December 23, 2010

Nostradamus Nipples

Nipples that are sausage sized or so giant they can see the future

Damn, i fucked this bitch last night her titties were great, but she had those Nostradamus nipples. I swear they were pearing into my soul!

Nostradamus Nipples by HammerTiTsMcNasty August 23, 2015

Thank you Nostradamus

The use of "thank you nostradamus" began in 2014 from within the video game World of Tanks by Whane The Whip. The phrase is sarcastic and used whenever someone make a ridiculous claim of foreknowledge.

Joe: I haven't seen my ex in years.
Fred: You will bump in to her next week, just you wait.
Joe: Thank you Nostradamus.

Thank you Nostradamus by Whane The Whip September 10, 2014

nutstradamus

The post-nut clarity that provides a window into the future, more specifically your personal fortune.

I nutted and then immediately became nutstradamus. Only then did I know I’d be alright.

nutstradamus by Francis69 June 22, 2021

Nostraldomus

1) someone who thinks they know what will happen in 2012.
2) a person with uncanny ability to predict stuffy sinus conditions

"Did you hear that Nostraldomus made another dire prediction?"

"No I smelled it"

Nostraldomus by xynth3a December 1, 2009

Nastradamus

One of Nas' many nicknames. He is also one of the greatest rappers ever! Possibly the greatest lyracist ever.
His real name is Nassir Jones.

Nastradamus is the same person as Nas.

Nastradamus by Roman August 30, 2008