Noof

n.A dick fart; a male queef; the release of gas pressure built up in a penis, usually after sex.

v.The act of dick farting.

past: noofed
present: noof
progressive: noofing

John sat down on the toilet after having long strenuous sex and let out a noof.

or

Dude1: "Dude, did your dick just fart."
Dude2: "Yeah I noofed, no big deal."

or

A man grabs his crotch and covers it up as he let a noof squeeze out.

by Robust-a-nut January 18, 2009

noof noof

The noise a mouse makes.

"Noof noof!" says Laura when she is drunk.

by Jocy poo bum May 14, 2006

Noofing

To higher a prostitute, put cocaine up her butt, have her fart, and then snort the blow out of the air.

Yo, I went noofing this weekend with my boys in Vegas.

by Pussylips_4Lyfe January 16, 2011

noof

its a mix between a noob and a goof

jimmy spilt beer all over himself

that guy is such a noof

by kevin123 brown April 25, 2010

noof

Slang for I am speechless

"noof"

by funkypigeon100 February 22, 2017

noof

a person (in the first-person shooter Call of Duty 4) that steals a teammate's last stand kill

(noofing - the act of stealing a teammate's last stand kill)

Person 1: "Who stole my last stand kill?!"
Noob: "That was me -
Person 1: "You god damn noof!"

by Teh Death Eater January 18, 2009

NOOF

word used to spice up conversation by vietnamese americans. also used as a greeting

indiv. 1 " hey man whats up?"
indiv. 2 " NOOF!"

by living proof December 12, 2003