Noodleology

The study or art of noodles.

I am an expert in noodleology

After coming home from school some kids take part in noodleology

by MuddyGang May 1, 2016

dookie noodler

The person administering the act of anal fisting while in a bathtub or pool.

"Hey baby, lets take a bath together, I feel like dookie noodling!"

"His hands are so small I'll bet he's a dookie noodler."

"She can hold her breath so long she would make a great dookie noodler!"

by rubtwostix October 10, 2011

noodlebaby

term of endearment for someone you love so much you can't be without. You feel like you want to embrace them forever and hold them as close as a baby, and you want to protect them because you feel that they are fragile as a little noodle

you're soul-mate, someone you cherish, Fragile and loved

a couple is in bed, preparing to go to sleep

Bryan - " Goodnight honey "

Jennifer - " Goodnight baby, I love you"
Bryan - " I love you too, Noodlebaby "

by BrienTheGreat December 12, 2009

Noodleopoly

One who hogs the pool noodles.

Leah jumped in the pool and put a noodle under each arm and leg. She put one more underneath her buttocks and set sail for the deep end of the pool. Matt and Megan had no pool noodles due to Leah's noodleopoly.

by BusterMcGee123 July 19, 2010

szechuan noodler

A sex act in which a mixture of earth worms and szechuan sauce are inserted into a woman's vagina before and during copulation.

She was looking for something extreme and so he gave her a szechuan noodler.

by AbeTree October 8, 2012

Noodlefoamtubeannihilate

To annihilate with a pool noodle/foam tube.

Manray: You can't stop me with a pool noodle!

Mermaid Man: Oh yeah? I'll noodlefoamtubeannihilate you!

by Vine geneticist March 19, 2021

Spooky Noodler

When your girl is asleep and the guy smacks his meat on her forehead, thus spooking her with your noodle!

"Hey I gave my girl that spooky noodler this morning"

by Spook Doodle July 11, 2019