noob, sometimes spelled n00b, is not to be confused with newb, although they sound the same. both terms are most commonly associated with videogames. a newb is short for a newbie, a term for a new or inexperienced player who is currently bumbling and unskilled but is an ok person and is open to help and advice from other players and may improve in the future.
Noobs are best described as narcissistic, disillusioned morons. They think that they are extremely skilled at whatever game they happen to be playing and can 'pwn' (destroy in a particularly embarassing fashion) their opponents/enemies when in reality they really really suck and drag down the experiences of all who are involved.
Noobs are self-destructing people. They typically alienate everyone around them by bringing with them irritating attitudes of superiority. They also tend to make surprisingly stupid mistakes, going above and beyond the call of duty to fail in their tasks in remarkably spectacular ways. Things like running blindly into waves of enemies, jumping off cliffs to find treasure even though there is obviously nothing there, and (possible in some situations) killing their teammates by accident in dozens of situations in a sitting, are just the tip of the iceberg. Whenever challenged about their evident stupidity, noobs consistently blame others and engage the annoying defense mechanism of posting nonsensical hate-inspired walls of text into public online chat channels.
Needless to say, noobs' behavior patterns are easily recognized and almost always get them kicked out of whatever group they are in. Noobs are to be avoided at all costs because they are all whirling dervishes of chaos and idiocy who inadvertently obliterate all traces of cohesiveness in a group from within.
Noobs are self-destructing people. They typically alienate everyone around them by bringing with them irritating attitudes of superiority. They also tend to make surprisingly stupid mistakes, going above and beyond the call of duty to fail in their tasks in remarkably spectacular ways. Things like running blindly into waves of enemies, jumping off cliffs to find treasure even though there is obviously nothing there, and (possible in some situations) killing their teammates by accident in dozens of situations in a sitting, are just the tip of the iceberg. Whenever challenged about their evident stupidity, noobs consistently blame others and engage the annoying defense mechanism of posting nonsensical hate-inspired walls of text into public online chat channels.
Needless to say, noobs' behavior patterns are easily recognized and almost always get them kicked out of whatever group they are in. Noobs are to be avoided at all costs because they are all whirling dervishes of chaos and idiocy who inadvertently obliterate all traces of cohesiveness in a group from within.
by SearcherandDestroyerofNoobs February 02, 2010
Someone who is very new to a video game and needs help from proffesionals but 11 yr olds refer them as bad players on fortnite
by pseudonym ツ October 21, 2020
A person lacking in skill or a high level who wishes nothing more than to be retarded and not cooperate with you. A noob comes from a newb, which is someone new to a game and wants to get better. A noob, however, does not. They generally can be very ignorant and annoying and probably will never leave you alone
Newb:Hey guys, where is the sniper rifle at?
High level:It's just over here, follow me.
Newb:Thanks!(newb leaves happily killing)
Noob:J00 N00B! 7H@T W@5 MAI SNIP3R R1FFL3 WHY D1D YU G1VE 1T T0 THT N00B! IT W4S M@1N3!!!!1!!!ONE!!!!11!!11!!!!!
High level:Go bug someone else Noob
High level:It's just over here, follow me.
Newb:Thanks!(newb leaves happily killing)
Noob:J00 N00B! 7H@T W@5 MAI SNIP3R R1FFL3 WHY D1D YU G1VE 1T T0 THT N00B! IT W4S M@1N3!!!!1!!!ONE!!!!11!!11!!!!!
High level:Go bug someone else Noob
by deeeeeeeeeeeeeep June 04, 2010
Kevin: hey you see that rich guy? hes such a big noob
James: how can you tell?
Kevin: he got literally 2 minutes of playtime
James: how can you tell?
Kevin: he got literally 2 minutes of playtime
by Crunchydick May 15, 2020
by Justin Beaver sux December 30, 2017
Possibly the most commonly used (and the most irritating) thing to say on the internet that is not a meme.
1;A derogatory word used to express dominance over the chosen target (generally by status).
2; Another way to spell newb, as in newbie, which is not commonly used in an offensive sense or manor.
1;A derogatory word used to express dominance over the chosen target (generally by status).
2; Another way to spell newb, as in newbie, which is not commonly used in an offensive sense or manor.
1;
New user: Hey guys, I'm kinda new here.
Obviously far more elite user: Stfu n00b.
2;
New user: Yeah I'm kind of a noob.
Kind user whose brain isn't rotting: It's cool bro.
New user: Hey guys, I'm kinda new here.
Obviously far more elite user: Stfu n00b.
2;
New user: Yeah I'm kind of a noob.
Kind user whose brain isn't rotting: It's cool bro.
by Chul June 09, 2010