nooner

Sex done at lunch, your lunch break or around noon. Made famous by Al Bundy of "Married with Children".

I set the sammich on her head while she sucked my shit dry. Nooners rock.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

Nooner for 1

When one uses ones lunch hour to pursue solo sexual activity; aka the guy wanking in the stall or being Jackie Wang in the parking lot.

Mike says "Hey Ron, want to join us for lunch?"

Ron replies "Nah, I'm having a nooner for 1 while looking at the HR pic of the new receptionist."

by The Darling Darkling March 2, 2010

Tuesday Nooner

The act of tongue punching your lady's pink taco, at lunchtime.

No Taco Tuesday is complete without a Tuesday Nooner.

by Rumpelstiltskin's taint February 10, 2021

Tuesday Nooner

Extra lovin' of the lady parts between brunch and dinner.

Danielle wasn't ready to admit how much she enjoyed the good old Tuesday Nooner.

by Mullet lovin' 6969 February 12, 2021

Forty niner

A woman who is a 4 but thinks she is a 9

Hey bro, look at this tinder thot forty niner requiring men be 6 feet tall, 6 figure income, looking like a model, and they are broke, far and aren’t even cute.

by MGTOW September 10, 2019

Ground Point Niner

In aviation, "ground" control is always "121" in the first three digits of the frequency. In this case, Ground point niner would be "121.900".

Boston Tower: American 1070, cross runway four left and four right via Charlie, then contact ground point niner on the other side.

by BostonTower July 8, 2007

Ninering

When a new school year begins, and the older students decide to point the Freshmen (Grade 9's) out.

In ways, by chasing them around school and drawing dicks on their faces.

NOTE:Only Grade 12's can achieve this prank; younger grades should ask the Grade 12's.
Originating in Toronto,Ontario.

Grade 11 :Hey Man, check out that grade 9. He is annoying, why don't you go Niner him for me, please?
Grade 12: Sure, just let me grab a marker and some tape and start Ninering.
*chases freshman*

by elephantPARADE July 1, 2009