Nisworth

Someone who is gay but somewhat friendly, can sometimes be described as a simp.

I don't want to be a Nisworth.

by Nissieboy July 5, 2022

Nodworthy

A word to explain when someone nods to punctuate their meh feelings, usually accompanied with a contorted face.

i.e. it's not good, it's not bad, it's kinda *pulls face*

Man #1 - How was that film you watched last week?
Man #2 - *pulls face and nods*
Man #1 - Ah, it was nodworthy, I understand.

by ten2eleven December 11, 2013

Bobsworth

Noun (slang): a police officer (bobby) who strictly adheres to the rules without exercising any degree of common sense or discretion (jobs worth)

PC Francis: It doesn’t matter that you’re on the way to hospital with your pregnant wife, you were doing 32 in a 30.

Suspect: Cheers, Bobsworth!

by coverpointcat January 19, 2019

Jobsworth

A Jobsworth is somebody, usually who works for the government who gets paid minimum wage yet takes their job as seriously as if they were working for some secret military organisation. The common jobsworth is usually found working for the Devonia police force, however a more rare and more dangerous type of jobsworth is found working for London Transport or as Security guards at rock music venues in London. These are more dangerous as they usually originate from countries with secret police, mafia and fascist regimes and therefore guard their miniscule amounts of responsibility with their lives

The scabbing jobsworth wouldn't let us stay for the after party, we were manhandled out of the venue.

by ChiffonsandEyeliner January 24, 2006

Pussy Jobsworth

a spineless pussy that follows the job to the letter, no questions asked.

what a fucking pussy jobsworth! jew

by sphincternator June 6, 2009

Nutsworth

A big, thick nut load of jizz. A copious rope blast of porn star quality.

Rachel opened her mouth and I feed her my nutsworth.

I left that bish in bed leaking out my nutsworth.

by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018

Jobsworth

Minimum wage employee who gets wet over what little power trip they have from behind the counter because they lack any sense of purpose in their own personal lives out of work.

Customer: can I have a ketchup?

Mcdonalds worker: that’ll be 10p

Customer: no thanks, jobsworth

by NotSalsal May 16, 2023