Boner Negotiation

When you have a throbbing, pulsating boner but she is still talking about her mom, so you breathe deeply through your nose and fight off the ape within.

My unwillingness to make a move on Alyssa led to me having to perform Boner Negotiation on myself.

by TheFirmHandshake May 15, 2020

Herein lies the negotiations

When two seemingly unrelated things become vital bargaining chips between two people

Like when Your sister is addicted to an HBO show but doesn't have HBO and wants my password so she can watch it/stream it online.

And I think she needs to get real about dating and stop this tinder swipe right/left bullshit and join a more legit dating website.

"Herein lies the negotiations."

by Spinecho2002 September 1, 2016

Negotation

When a negotiation backfires on you due to poor strategy

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by tonyshalhoub February 12, 2021

novitiation

the act of learning as a novice.

His novitiation at the workshop proved to be useful.

by uttam maharjan June 11, 2011

Faucet Negotiation

An attempt, when one is using an automatic touch-free faucet, to prevent the faucet from turning off before one is finished washing his or her hands.

I can't get that touch-free faucet to stay on. I tried all my Faucet Negotiation techniques: I moved my hands higher then lower; I moved my hands closer to the faucet then further; I hit the faucet. Nothing works. I still have some soap on my hands.

by O-town daddy November 9, 2013

hogotiations

When you negotiate the price for a ho.

When Mr. Johnson wants a ho he goes through hogotiations.

by Big Cat Daddy May 8, 2009

negotiations

Used to define fledgling relationships; a yuppie-ized substitute for the antiquated notion of "dating"

- "So is he your boyfriend or what?"
- "Nah, we're still in negotiations."

by woundedgazelle August 2, 2005