No Shit 

To not have shit

I would like a cheese burger with no shit.

No Shit by Anonymous July 12, 2002

No shit 

Something to say when someone states the obvious, especially during a movie outloud.

Little kid: She was a ghost all along (from the Fog)
Me: NO SHIT!

No shit by Schulz December 25, 2005

No Shit 

A word to respond to something shocking or unexpected, or something you really dont care about.
Often replied with a comeback, "Shit no"

A: OMFG! I found some mexicans snorting coke inside the freezer of apple bee's!
B: No shit??
A: Shit no!

A:Dude your car rides and handles great!
B:Thats exactly what your mom told me last night.
A:No shit?
B:Shit no!!
A:Wtf?

No Shit by Xent December 28, 2005

No Shit 

Something you say to a dumb ass after they state the obvious.

OMG, you can drive!
Yeah, no shit.

No Shit by Lolage:) xxxx October 26, 2010

No Shit 

you are kidding!

No shit that is your women

No Shit by The man December 15, 1999

No Shit 

1. Obviously
2. You don't say; I didn't know that.

1. Jason: You have an appointment at 3.
Rick: No shit.
2. Jason: I heard Jess has been out of state for the past week.
Rick: No shit? I thought she was staying at a friend's house.

No Shit by Aldridge517 May 16, 2013

No Shit 

1. there is not any shit
2. duh!
3. dam ur stupid
4. ironic points

"No shit, I already knew that"
"No shit, Sherlock"

No Shit by Nicole Morris April 16, 2006