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no offense 

Term which is used after a sentence which was obviously meant to cause harm to someone.
Chris: Hey, what's up you dirty, ugly ass motherfucker! Hope your mother gets burnt on a stake. Dirty whore she is.

Chris: No offense, though.

Lenn: What the fuck?
no offense by io;kj January 15, 2021

no offense 

'no offense' is something people say before they offend you
no offense but you're dumb, unattractive, unworthy and untalented :)
no offense by lokidokey;) June 10, 2021

No offense 

Two words people use when they usually are going to say offensive and sometimes they don't even care that they've offended you when they know they have.
No offense by SobyCoty September 3, 2022

No offense 

A phrase that's used when someone is about to say the most offensive words in history.
"No offense Jeremy but you're fucking ugly and I hope you kill yourself"

no offense, but 

usually said right before someone says the most offensive thing possible.
Mel Gibson: No offense, but you people are all a bunch of greedy money grabbing, bagel eating piece of shit Jews!

Jews: That was rather offensive

No offence bro... 

The greatest insult ever written:

No offense bro but you are the ugliest motherfucker I have ever seen. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at Hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a piñata.

Only you survived and that's how you ended up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with scolding hot coffee. I bet if a blind kid felt your face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camel's ass.

shits disgusting bro, get it sorted or at least wear a bucket over your head or something.

Peace.
Forum user: Am I ugly? Picture included

Forum troll: No offence bro...
No offence bro... by trollprince December 17, 2011