nardicus maximus

loner gamer that only has sex with doughnut holes and is a super nard.

"Chris you are nardicus maximus"

by kennylee13 March 26, 2010

Nardcicle

Icicles hanging from your ball sack

I have some nardcicles right now.

Its cold as nardcicles in here.

Go eat nardcicles.

I was in Antarctica and now I have nardcicles.

by killakai21 April 6, 2022

tanya nardi

She's the hot but cool girl whose name is known by lots, with a manipulative but great personality. Everyone loves her. Shes beautiful and ugly at the same time.

Yo Tanya Nardi looking THICC.

by TheTrueDefinitionist October 11, 2019

nardeen

She is girl, she is funny, she is beautiful , she is wise, a bit not patient, she gets angry easily, Never listens to a bad advise, she likes problems but still she has a good and strong personality

Nardeen cares about people’s feeling but always wise

by Fatma January 4, 2018

Nard Cosh

A poo in a stocking. The sound of it hitting someone is similar to it's name.

Gibo hit his junky neighbour with a nard cosh to settle a vendetta. Coshhhhh!

by Jocko Farin August 21, 2007

Nard Guard

A small foam pad with Velcro straps used to cover the sharp steering stem of a BMX bicycle, thus hopefully preventing ball-busting injury in the event of a crash. Popularized in the 1980's, they have fallen out of favor in more recent years secondary to the fact that they are not considered cool, and they don't really work anyway.

Hey dude...that's a rockin' nard guard you got there. Now all you need are some elbow pads and training wheels and you'll be ready for Pee Wee's Playhouse!

by chaz360 October 3, 2010

suck nards

v. to suck testicles. Term generally used to express disgust over someone's behaviour or a complaint over the outcome of a situation (generally negative).

Dude! I can't believe you just did that! You're distgusting! Ew man, you totally suck nards.

by Murphy's Law November 24, 2005