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Niggernometry

Theory coined by the prophet Afroman which claims to be the one, true method for selling crack to one's teacher. A close relative of trigonometry, but the similarities end at the rhyme unfortunately for us students.
"That's how you pass, trigonometry, sell crack to your teacher, use niggernometry" - Afroman, Bacc To School
by Aristotle's high cousin September 22, 2010
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jigganometry

The act of having more athletic black males or females on a sports team than the opponent, resulting in an advantage and inevitably, victory.
"Unlike baseball and swimming, winning in the NCAA basketball tournament is not a matter of simple triganometry, it's a matter of simple jigganometry."
by bribaby March 18, 2005
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Niganometry

The process of selling narcotics to your professor in order to achieve a passing grade.
"I never study, I just use niganometry."
by B Money March 1, 2004
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Niggerometry

The study of negros or persons of African descent.
Robert and Michael are both failing Niggerometry.
by EnthDegree October 13, 2009
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Niggahnometry

Christian your apart of the niggahnometry community
by シシシシ November 30, 2020
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Niggerometry

the study of black people and their niggerish ways. This science often creates controversy due to the fact that most niggers are mad that they're black and wish they were white.
"Did you do your homeowrk for niggerometry?"
by kaekaykai May 24, 2019
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nigganomatry

a term used by black folks to define, or re-define, an increasingly difficult task.
learning to tie my shoelaces was like nigganomatry of the toughest kind
by offlyner April 22, 2006
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