Guacamole nigga penis

Guacamole nigga penis is when a nigga stick his penis in guacamole and cum and gives it to a girl named Brie

That was some great guacamole nigga penis

by Guacamoleniggapenis January 12, 2019

guacamole nigga penis

a dirty, grimy, smegma infested, uncircumcised dick.

person 1: did you know that zander has a guacamole nigga penis?
person 2: really?

person 1: yeah he needs to clean that shit bad.

by thiccniggaappreciation March 28, 2019

Guacamole nigga penis

When you jerk off with guacamole as lube. Because you're too poor

Guacamole nigga penis

by Whoofh October 21, 2019

guacamole nigga penis

Green residue on nigga dick

nigga: *takes off pants*
girl: *sniffs* "guacamole nigga penis"

by smokycashew58 January 9, 2020

Guacamole Nigga Penis

When your boy jamal takes your monster dong and smothers it in spicy guacamole.

Damn bro, jamal really covered up my whole dong last week, my massive schlong was burning the whole night. He gave me the whole guacamole nigga penis experience.

by Lmao guacamole is negro December 9, 2019

guacamole nigga penis

When you just tryna nigga guacamole penis randomly. Usually used without context. Not to be confused with nigga guadalupe penis

Bill: Hey man, I want to talk to you about something serious. I've been feeling unwanted in life and think I'd be better off dead.
Pichael: Guacamole nigga penis
Bill: what?
Pichael: i mean... guacamole nigga penis..

by X ‍ April 21, 2019

Guacamole nigga penis

When a -typically someone who tries to achieve social justice and is identified as an SJW (social justice warrior), person tries to dictate what other people say and completely wants to get rid of the context behind a saying; also someone who generally opposes politically incorrect comedy.

Random child celebrity on twitter: I don't care whether you're reading To Kill a Mockingbird out to your class or not, if you say the n-word you're RACIST!

Random intellectual in the comments: Guacamole nigga penis

by authorised writer June 21, 2020