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by Guacamoleniggapenis January 12, 2019
person 1: did you know that zander has a guacamole nigga penis?
person 2: really?
person 1: yeah he needs to clean that shit bad.
person 2: really?
person 1: yeah he needs to clean that shit bad.
by thiccniggaappreciation March 28, 2019
Guacamole nigga penis
by Whoofh October 22, 2019
by smokycashew58 January 9, 2020
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by Lmao guacamole is negro December 10, 2019
When you just tryna nigga guacamole penis randomly. Usually used without context. Not to be confused with nigga guadalupe penis
Bill: Hey man, I want to talk to you about something serious. I've been feeling unwanted in life and think I'd be better off dead.
Pichael: Guacamole nigga penis
Bill: what?
Pichael: i mean... guacamole nigga penis..
Pichael: Guacamole nigga penis
Bill: what?
Pichael: i mean... guacamole nigga penis..
by X April 21, 2019
When a -typically someone who tries to achieve social justice and is identified as an SJW (social justice warrior), person tries to dictate what other people say and completely wants to get rid of the context behind a saying; also someone who generally opposes politically incorrect comedy.
Random child celebrity on twitter: I don't care whether you're reading To Kill a Mockingbird out to your class or not, if you say the n-word you're RACIST!
Random intellectual in the comments: Guacamole nigga penis
Random intellectual in the comments: Guacamole nigga penis
by authorised writer June 21, 2020