Generic white guy under 50. Used because the mere mention of the band elicits rage in white dude.
Hey nickleback, this music sucks.
Why do these fucking nicklebacks need to play acoustic covers of 90's R&B?
Hey nickleback, this music sucks.
Why do these fucking nicklebacks need to play acoustic covers of 90's R&B?
Hey nickleback, this music sucks.
Why do these fucking nicklebacks need to play acoustic covers of 90's R&B?
Why do these fucking nicklebacks need to play acoustic covers of 90's R&B?
by teskar July 10, 2020
When your fucking a prostitute from the back and you think she's doing a good job so you get the nickles from the pants around your ankles and throw them on her back.
Guy#1: " I was fucking this prostitute last night and i wanted to give her a little extra so i nicklebacked her."
Guy#2 "why were you fucking a prostitute?"
Guy#2 "why were you fucking a prostitute?"
by Ca5ino October 26, 2018
The very epitome of bubblegum pop shit. Chad Kroeger sounds like he’s sucking a giant squid’s cock. Honestly, I’d rather hear 100 hours of fart noises mixed with Nyan Cat than listen to 1 second of Nickleback. The guitar is autotuned as fuck, and you can barely hear the drums or the bass. The only good thing that Nickleback have done is that they’ve made a great cover of Sad But True by Metallica.
Virgin: I like Nickleback
The entire country: Fuck Nickleback. Even the White Stripes are better than this fucking crap.
The entire country: Fuck Nickleback. Even the White Stripes are better than this fucking crap.
by justinbieberisshit1987 January 04, 2022
Bob: Dude Nicole is looking fine tonight.
Tom: Oh no don't go for it she likes Nickleback.
Bob: Are you just Nicklebacking me so you can get with her?
Tom: Yeah, sorry dude.
Jim: Hey baby can I buy you a drink?
Nicole: Oh no I'm sorry I like Nickleback.
Jim: Oh sorry my mistake.
Tom: Oh no don't go for it she likes Nickleback.
Bob: Are you just Nicklebacking me so you can get with her?
Tom: Yeah, sorry dude.
Jim: Hey baby can I buy you a drink?
Nicole: Oh no I'm sorry I like Nickleback.
Jim: Oh sorry my mistake.
by Lou Ferrigna August 04, 2012
A sexual position where the attendee has bottle rockets fired up his ass while also sucking all of the dicks.
"Dude, you look awful."
"Yeah, I just had to pull The Nickleback."
"You sucked all of the dicks?"
"All of them."
"Yeah, I just had to pull The Nickleback."
"You sucked all of the dicks?"
"All of them."
by Cunty McDooglejizz March 27, 2012
What must be said every time the word "Nickleback" is said, or the aforementioned band is about to be brought up in conversation.
This is done to clear the air and acts as a sacrifice to Jimi Hendrix, Freddie Mercury, John Bonham, Keith Moon, Frank Zappa and the other Gods of Rock to stop them laying a curse on mankind, the last time someone failed to do this oh so simple task Justin Beiber was born.
This is done to clear the air and acts as a sacrifice to Jimi Hendrix, Freddie Mercury, John Bonham, Keith Moon, Frank Zappa and the other Gods of Rock to stop them laying a curse on mankind, the last time someone failed to do this oh so simple task Justin Beiber was born.
Ignorant Person: Hey have you heard of this great new Canadian band?
Non-Ignorant Person: No..... (please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback) Ignorant Person: They're called Nick-
Non-Ignorant Person: Nickelback Sucks!
Ignorant Person: All I said was Nick-
Non-Ignorant Person: NICKLEBACK SUCKS!!!!
Non-Ignorant Person: No..... (please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback) Ignorant Person: They're called Nick-
Non-Ignorant Person: Nickelback Sucks!
Ignorant Person: All I said was Nick-
Non-Ignorant Person: NICKLEBACK SUCKS!!!!
by Edders1 September 14, 2013
An extremely subpar lapdance-in extreme cases including poop ending up in lap of recipient of lapdance or them having to hear music they detest.
by PingWongHerman December 09, 2021