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Cecil: Hey guy, my son's a ballin' QB. He'll go to MSU but it aint gonna be free.

MSU: Aight, how much?

Cecil: Imma need about a Newton, ya feel me?

MSU: shooooo, have you seen our school. Our tradition is ringing cowbells. We aint got that kinda money, what do you think this is, Auburn?

Cecil: hmmmmmm
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"Newton" is wonderful
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A rich suburb of Massachusetts that is inhabited with many Jewish peple, also named as Jewton, by the locals.

Newton Centre is where all of the shopping is, and the T stop. Newton highlands is where you find all of the big houses. West Newton is home of appartments and the lower class. A short ride to Boston by train.
"Yo, I'm going to Newton Centre today and get some J.P Licks"
by down2earth69 July 16, 2011
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The act of having sex with multiple small children at once.
Ex. I saw an old man giving little children candy on a street corner yesterday...he was probably luring them in to give them the Newton.
by My Little Pony Rules May 20, 2008
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being lame. Being loud and without brains. Not to be confused with "pulling a newton"
dude your being a newton.
by 2short4rides May 24, 2006
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The act of pissing in ones mouth and then gargling it till they cum also means hardcore anal in the back of a school bus
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One of the top five nicest towns in massachusetts...wealthiest and safest city of its size in the united states. chestnut hill, waban, west newton hill, and parts of newton center have both money AND class...connecticut should take some notes
Connecticut tool: fairfield is like sooooo fucking rich!
Massachusettian: yea, but there's more to life than money...the only reason fairfield is rich and republican is because ct used to have no income tax...goes to show ya! (newton=high victorian respectability, not 20th century nouveau riche)
by masshole? nah... May 11, 2007
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