Preacher News

A news, conveyed confidently by anyone without checking any facts, which is actually fake news.

Ankit said that Rowan Atkinson has died, but everyone knew that it was Preacher News.

by Batsenpai November 3, 2020

Bad news

Anyone who brings a lot of never ending trouble into your life

You should dump your junkie girl (or boy) friend, they're bad news. Or don't even let him in the house, he's bad news.

by tvod November 14, 2014

news hole

The amount of space (in print) or airtime (in radio and TV) given to news content.

In today's 24-hour news cycle a lot of garbage gets aired just to fill the news hole.

or conversely:

Shrinking newspaper profits have led to a smaller news hole in most daily newspapers.

by Sucka Free City October 22, 2007

raffa news

Raffa news is bad news. Not horrible, tragic news, just news you didn't want to hear. Derived from the 17th Century word raff meaning rubbish, related to riff-raff meaning people who are worthless.

I hate to be the bearer of raffa news, but Firefly was canceled.

by 50sDad May 8, 2013

news junkie

Someone who can't function unless they've read all the major news stories of the day. They probably use RSS feeds to avoid missing anything from their favorite sources.

He's such a news junkie. He won't leave for the bar until he's read all the headlines from Reuters and Al Jazeera. Then he'll read Ars Technica at the bar.

by mondokoosh October 31, 2013

Faux News

A 24-hour wordneocon/word propaganda channel.

Tonight on Faux, we bash a liberal traitor for disagreeing with Bush! Later, O'Reilly yells at the son of a 9/11 victim, but don't worry, because he's a DEMOCRAT!!11!

by Blah August 8, 2003

NEWSH

Also known as New Shit.

Fil: "yo, did you get all them Newsh shirts the other day?"

Phil: "yeah bro, them jawns were so fire!"

by D.Newsh February 7, 2019