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newted

Mild slang for drunk, when the afflicted person cannot walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.

See also As pissed as a newt and As nissed as a pewt.
Look at John, he's totally newted.
by ud40 March 11, 2005
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jason newstead

jason newstead,played bass in metallica for 14 years until band member problems...proved himself almost overnight by his killer bass solos in concert,and back up vocals...he now is with supernova as they host tv show rockstar looking for there lead singer...jason newstead will always be mr. metallica
jason newstead kicks it up on bass!!!!!
by raz master August 25, 2006
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newstead

Originates from the dreaded orpington in the providence of chavland aka Bromers aka Bromley. Newstead girls wear green uniforms. (short skirts and baggy jumpers to hide their teenage pregnancies)Known also as "Grammer School Girls," they come in two extremes, geekishly stupid, or whorishly smart.
Often seen from:
the years of 8 to hold "blow jobs parties"
year 10: going down to the pub every friday
year12: sleeping with every grunger who goes to mean fiddler
year 13: getting high at orpington train station tunnel and hanging out by the station entrance.
DARRICK WOOD CHAV: Ere look at tht bogey (newstead girl)
NEWSTEAD WOOD GEEK: Im going to tell my mother on you i am, i know long words i do like "computer", ill hit you with my oversized stchel
DARRICK WOOD CHAV: Ere blads! them bags is lethal...RUN!!!


From the class of 2005.
by newstead and proud November 13, 2004
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newstoday

The hottest hangout in the history of mankind. Also known as "NT" www.newstoday.com
"Oi! You! Where ya been?"
"Sup beyotch, me been browsin' NT"
"No kiddin dawg, ditto!"
"Spiffalicious!"
by Jox September 17, 2003
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newsfed

The past tense form of the facebook newsfeed (commonly used as a noun). Meaning to have read an item on your newsfeed in the past.
I know. I was newsfed that last night. :(
by Correct, you know December 18, 2010
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Newstepper

Someone that thinks they know everything everything about Dubstep because they have a few skrillex songs on their iPod.
Guy 1:"Bangarang is a really good album".
Guy 2: "Pfttttt newstepper".
by Urban Boss February 25, 2012
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Newster

A person that dresses in a new, exciting, and sometimes with a futuristic approach.
I wore fat lady jeans up to my waist today, which was totally newster 'cuz i paired it with an oversized hat.
by Nat Sel February 9, 2013
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