Newfane

A small town that’s part of Olcott, NY, right by Lake Ontario. It used to be pretty famous, like presidents would come to some big hotel in Olcott in the 20’s with yachts and shit but now Olcott is a ghetto/redneck town whose biggest claims to fame are that it’s a half hour away from Buffalo New York and a carousel park that’s been around for a century that’s open like twice a year. There’s a sign on every lawn that either says “Repeal the NY Safe Act” or “Trump/Pence”, despite the safe act being 5 year old news and the election was a year ago. The only places to go are Bill’s Diner (a greasy spoon that make sure you smell like fry oil after 5 minutes in there), Dollar General, Family Dollar, Tim Horton’s, and like 5 pizza places. The school is pretty interesting, any stereotype you see in movies or whatever will be here. Despite being a redneck town, a lot of the kids think they’re in gangs and shit and have lived the hard life like their favorite rapper. As Mr. Newfane says, it can be like 80 and below 0 in the same week. There’s never snow days, but when there is, it’s announced like 5 minutes before school starts.

Hey man how do you get to Newfane , New York?

Drive to Buffalo, then go Northeast until you see teachers striking and a black lake with dead trout.

Thanks brotha.

by TheDoc45 January 4, 2018

Ami Newman

The principal of jec who is nothing better than a hockey coach and expelles the kids who he doesn’t like

When your a freshman in a new high school the principal might pull an ami Newman.

by Fuck ami November 6, 2018

Cardinal Newman School

Cardinal Newman Catholic School and Community College is a crappy secondary school in Coventry, England, but it's not as bad as President Kennedy and Coundon Court.
The teachers are retarded and so are most of the students. The year 7's think they are badmans, and everyone from year 9 to 13 are druggies, tramps, spastic; only a small amount of people are normal. Year 8 are just as bad though, most of the girls are so tarty that if they went in a swimming pool the water would turn orange.

I should know, I go to this school..

Cardinal Newman school is shit!

by coventry77 January 25, 2011

Newlands Neck Tie

When squating over your woman you lay a cable while duckwalking directly towards her feet, leaving what looks like a brown Neck Tie. This originated in Newlands, a small suburb in New Zealands captial city Wellington. The first apperance was in 1999 when dying for a shit a young man finished a 69 with his missus and couldn;t hold on. While trying to escape the bed, he laid the now infamous, Newlands Necktie.

Nick - "Hey, my missus is going to a formal event tonight."

Adam - "What is she wearing?"

Nick - "I was thinking of giving her a Newlands Neck Tie."

Adam - "Best option available in my books."

by The Mayor of Newlands October 1, 2009

newmanstown

A small town in Pennsylvania that is mainly consisted of a huge development. The development is called Newburg Village and the main inhabitants are russian or ukraine. Many are afraid to come here due to fear of their life. There are known mafia involvement in the area. If you're not russian or ukraine be prepared to be rejected from the society and also make sure you own a glock of some kind.

Waiting at the bus stop on a snowy morning texting on my cellphone.

Friend: "where are you?"

Me: "moscow."

Friend: "don"t you mean newmanstown?"

Me: "oh yeah I mix those two places up some time."

by smokedopeandrap March 12, 2011

newsance

The first person you hear from whenever an important news story breaks. Having idolized news anchors like Wolf Blitzer and Anderson Cooper, the newsance relishes every opportunity to experience the awesome wave of self-congratulatory importance that derives from delivering a novel news story. The newsance recognizes this as a cause greater than oneself and, as such, will go to great lengths to inform every last one of his/her friends about a breaking news story--at any time of day and by any means necessary.

*Phone rings at 3 a.m.*

John: What in the hell... *yawn*... who's calling so late?!
Phyllis: John! My goodness, have you heard? HAVE YOU HEARD?! Oprah just announced she's quitting her show! 25 YEARS!
John: Uh... gah, is this Phyllis again? Do you really have to call so late?
Phyllis: It's Oprah! This is, like, a historic moment! I just couldn't bear the thought of you waking up to it in the morning, having to deal with it all alone.
John: Listen, Phyllis, I know I've always called you my friend, but no longer. *hangs up*
John's wife: Phyllis, right? Jeez, she's a real newsance.

by sevenup7 December 16, 2009

Newman

Newman is not an aquatic animal but in fact a living breathing human. Newman usually have exceptionally good looks, which make people hate on him. Sometimes Newman's looks can even get the boys to turn gay towards him. Even though Newman sometimes gets bullied, he is still a strong individual. Newman is an overall great person and someone you should definitely hook up with if you get the chance. Most of the time, Newman is used as a surname, but people who have Newman as a surname are betas. People who have Newman as their first name are the true alphas. Newmans' usually have the best taste of music. If he recommends you a song you should definitely listen to it.

Person 1: Damn I hate this bitch Newman, he's stealing all the hoes. I don't want his sloppy seconds.

by artifishal November 15, 2019