Nurgle

A Nurgle is a brain fart. It can be used as nurgle, nurgled, nurgling etc.

I am sorry what were you saying, I just had a massive Nurgle.

Crap, I just Nurgled.

Syn: Floopiate

by Shaena December 17, 2007

neurge

A pretty weird ass word for white people to replace, "nigga".

"Sup , neurge."
"Yo, dat's mah neurge."
"Quit being a little neurge and take the damn weed!"

by 645-S June 25, 2016

Nurgled

Contracting some sort of illness. Anything from a STD, the common cold, to the worst disease you could ever imagine.

Guy: Hey, I can’t come into work today. I got nurgled.

Boss: Alright, come into tomorrow. Hope you feel better!

Guy#1: I think I this chick nurgled me at the party we went to last night.
Guy#2Damn. You should get that checked out.

by Hthwkekkjwjdhebjkdjwheg1111111 June 5, 2022

Neurolepsy

Neruolepsy is when you experience a brainphart, and forget completely what you're doing or why

Sev experienced Neurolepsy with Harriet during sex, which was mostly his fault

by Sevzilla738 September 17, 2023

nurgle

Long before this became a fictional proper name, it was a transitive verb. Meaning to creat scrap by accident or through incompetence.

The drill snapped and Henry competely nurgled the gurning bracket.

by cluckluck September 22, 2023

Nergle

a gremlin-like creature that wants to be intelligent but is actually an idiot

You are a nergle because of how badly you failed that final and also, you are ugly.

by the nergler November 14, 2023

Nurgle's Blessing

The act of accidentally sitting down on an overflowing toilet seat resulting in your entire nether regions to feel cold and violated as if you were blessed by The Almighty Nurgle from Warhammer 40K

I received Nurgle's Blessing when I went to the gas station bathroom.

by Laelette Venara January 17, 2024