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Ghetto Netto

Ghetto Netto is the new Netto supermarket in dover
which provides food & sustinance for the town and neighbouring countries haha

it is also the turf of St Edmunds & was recently defended in a brutal gang war against Astor n Boys Grammer or summit.

did tupac teach us nothin?!

further more u can buy pretty much half the shop for a quid :P

blates one of dovers top tourist atractions
"Bruv did u hear about ghetto netto?"
-"Nahh blud?"
"There was sum hench fight outside it yeh! Oh & i bought 4 redbulls for a £1!"
-"Serious!... 4 for a £1 BRRRRAP rep ur ends innit. u get me!"
-"BOY BETTER KNOW!"

Yes this is how we talk in dover :P
by pretty ricky ross August 6, 2007
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Nettoblaster

A nettoblaster is a CD player/radio with very poor sound quality. They are closely related to the ghettoblaster but their sound quality is severely inferior and listening to it for prolonged periods of time can make you want to commit suicide.

These poor quality CD players are often referred to as 'nettoblasters' because they are thought to have been bought from the shop 'Netto'. This shop sells goods at very low prices and because of this their quality is often reduced.

Nettoblasters can be seen (and unfortunately heard) in town centres all over the world. They are often found resting on the shoulders of teenage boys who feel the need to play their music as loudly as possible, and annoy as many people as they can in the process.
Billy: 'Where's that terrible music coming from?'

Rob: 'Those chavs round the corner bought a damn nettoblaster and are terrorising the neighbourhood with it!'
by Joshy94 February 17, 2010
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Netopath

An Internet Sociopath - Netopath.

A Sociopath (Socialised Psychopath) uses the internet to pursue their psychologically dangerous behaviour, often across multiple internet venues.

A Netopath is not just a Troll and should not be confused with one. Trolls are disruptive whilst a Netopath appears none disruptive and seeks to control either an individual or group.

The hallmarks of the Netopath are Contemptuous, Self Approving, Authoritarian, Secretive, Paranoid, Avoid being in trouble with the law, Conventional appearance, seek to control and enslave so others act for them, Exercises despotic control, Have an emotional need to justify their conduct, seek out and create willing victims, Are Incapable of real human attachment, do not feel remorse or guilt, are extremely narcissistic and grandiose.

Many instances of Internet Bullying and Harassment are caused by a Netopath - and where there is Group Bullying or Mobbing there is invariably a Netopath at the centre using others as lieutenants to be the Public Face of the Netopath and to allow The Netopath to act as a puppet master and manipulate others so that the Netopath has the least obvious profile within The Group.

A Netopath may be anonymous or very public in who they are - and a Public Netopath is the most dangerous.

Once a Netopath is identified the will often seek revenge for their public unmasking - and they will bear grudges indefinitely and may remain dangerous and seeking revenge for many years.
That nutjob is attacking me on net venue A, B, C, D... and they just won't stop. Is she a Netopath?

I keep asking this Troll to explain their views, and they keep changing the subject and a coming out with more rubbish. Are they a Netopath?

I've just had another email from The Netopath linking to their latest attack on another net forum. I wish they would stop harassing me!

This mobbing is getting out of hand. I can't post anything on the net without it being attacked by the lunatics - and then one gang member makes out they are being nice to me. Is that the Netopath in the charge of the mob?
by PoliticalCripple January 16, 2010
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North Korean Nettypot

When a woman jerks a man until near ejactulation, then the man pins down the woman and shoves his dick up one nostril and ejactulats causing the cum to run out the other nostril.
"Hey dude I just saw Jimmy Dean give Betty Crooker the North Korean Nettypot! It was soooo hot!"
by Sammy Lyons January 4, 2015
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Netto

It's where .... gets their best clothes.

The Scandinavian term for value.
.... shops at nettos
its where they get their best clothes
shoes are very nifty
cost em £1.50

Netto, Scandanavian for value
by Alexandra_Jay June 13, 2007
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Netto Ghetto

defines an area so poor and rough and full of drug dealers, the shopping centres are full of shit supermarkets and bargain basement stores, like Netto, Pound Stretcher and Aldi, cos that's all people in Netto Ghettos can afford cos they spend all their money on Crack
You want me to come with you to Mansfield?? fuck off!! it's a right NETTO GHETTO!!
by AL April 26, 2004
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netto basher

Somebody who bashes netto.
by LUBE101 April 26, 2009
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