Nettey

pretty chill dude. he looks like mo bamba tho

"Hey, who's that guy that looks like Mo Bamba?"
"Oh, that Nettey. He's a pretty chill dude"

by ulicco May 23, 2020

Nutt-Netted

The process in which a human male that has recently finished his coming of age, still finds himself bound to modern internet society and culture. As he watches his peers socialize with potential mates, soon the realization sets in, that his own "coming of age" was encased by a digital webbing spun by the meme driven hive-mind personality that we call internet. With social skills strung up and instructed by online culture, and a frail pool of interests to draw from (mainly consisting of memes or video games, both of which are limited in variety as the victim in most cases will only associate himself with things that are accepted by the vast majority of the internet society.) it becomes quite obvious to him, and even more obvious to the poor souls who wind up the guinea pigs to his mateless revelation, that the victims testicles have undoubtedly become strapped down by the social leash of his secluded upbringing, and that the leash will only let his want to interact go so far. Throughout early life, unknowingly, the Nutt-Netted individual had let his nutts become ensnared by the net of which he trusted to catch his fall time and time again. This is what happens when the internet has netted someones nutts. Only time and years of embarrassment will tell if a victim will be able to untangle himself. Although, in very rare instances, men will take their seemingly permanent virginity and pave the road for conversation, albeit horribly awkward.

Person A: "Poor guy, I wish I could give him some advice, but he only communicates through printed out memes."
Person B: "I didn't think it was that bad, it's 2045, memes are literally in the history books and he still relies on things like doge to try and create conversation?"
Person A: "He was raised off memes, hes lived off memes, he's so dependent on old internet culture that hes been nutt-netted for 50 years from birth to this day."

by Cippster October 18, 2016

L'nette

from the abbreviation of Lounette, she is an amazing woman. Pefect and peculiar in her own way. She an amazing creature god has sent down to rescue this boy from himself.

One of Gods amazing creatures, L'nette.

by Astro5169 April 11, 2011

Netter

Wicked cool dude. Likes beer and women, or beer on women, or women who consume beer.

Way cooler than Evan, Dennis and Jim, and has way better luck with the ladies.

Has a golden star from Lana.

Once again, way cooler than the above.

Netter, that guy is the guy man.

by Jay October 8, 2004

Nedtek

1. Nedtek Computer Solutions.
2. A computer store located in Sackville, Nova Scotia.
3. A store the fixes/repairs and sells computer supplies.
4. Nedtek Computer Solutions has great service for all your computer needs.

1. My laptop was broke, so I had taken it to Nedtek to get it fixed.
2. If your computer is broke, take it to Nedtek.

by CutieGirl15 October 3, 2006

netten

Cool surname

He is a Netten
(He is cool)

by Broos November 22, 2021

Netter

Neh-terh

A combination word of 'nice' and 'better', generally used when something is deserving of a better response than just “nice”.

Can also be used in place of the informal exclamation “cool”, as in “That’s netter!” or “So not netter.”

1: "How are you today?"

"I'm doing pretty netter!"

2: "I made a friend today!"

"That's netter!"

3: "Thomas hurt my feelings the other day"

"That is so not netter."

by TheShenaniganator May 2, 2023