Nephew Bop

The Nephew Bop is a "dance" popularized by Samm which consists in acting like paramedics are performing CPR on your ass (Zings nephew went out cause of a cardiac arrest).
Zings Baljeet The Third of Timbuktu, which nephew got spawn killed (not even after 3 months of life) in a hospital bed is now on the verge of pulling a "zings sister".
(Note: Zings sister unalived herself after the "loss" of her son)

"bro what you think bout zings gettin exposed for watching hentai?" "Nephew Nephew bopping punching my hips"

by ihavenoclueofwhatnametouse August 24, 2023

neiph

Singular: nieph. One’s relation to either a nephew or a niece, where the exact relationship (i.e. gender) is unknown.

Plural: niephs. Indicates a mixed group of nephews and nieces.

(Invented from necessity.)

Neiph

Ex.1)

Rob: “yo, there’s a missing word from the English language!”
Mike: “wtf m8, you’re stoned.”
Rob: “Yes, but what word do you use in plural if you have one niece and one nephew?”
Mike: “...”
Rob: “Can’t say nephews because you have a niece, and can’t say nieces for the same reason.”
Mike: “Welp, time to invent a word.”
Rob: “Yup.”

Ex.2)

Yo my sister’s having a baby, idk the gender yet but I can’t wait to meet my nieph !

Gotta babysit my niephs this weekend...

by rtm_320 May 23, 2019

Nephthys

Nephthys, was the daughter of Seb and Nut, and the sister of Osiris, and Isis, and Set, and the wife of Set, and the mother of Anpu, or Anubis, either by Osiris or Set. The name "Nebt-het" means the "lady of the house," but by the word "house" we must understand that portion of the sky which was supposed to form the abode of the Sun-god Horus; in fact "het" in the name of Nebt-het is used in exactly the same sense as "het" in the name "Het-Hert," or Hathor, i.e., the "house of Horus." In the earliest times Nephthys was regarded as the female counterpart of Set, and she was always associated with him; nevertheless she always appears as the faithful sister and friend of Isis, and helps the widowed goddess to collect the scattered limbs of Osiris and to reconstitute his body. In the Pyramid Texts she appears as a friend of the deceased, and she maintains that character throughout every Recension of the Book of the Dead; indeed, she seems to perform for him what as a nature goddess she did for the gods in primeval times when she fashioned the "body" of the "Company of the Gods," and when she obtained the name Nebkhat, i.e., "Lady of the body {of the Gods}."

The goddess is represented in the form of a woman who wears upon her head a pair of horns and a disk which is surmounted by the symbol of her name, or the, " symbol only; and her commonest titles are, "dweller within Senu," "lady of heaven," "mistress of the gods," "great goddess, lady of life," "sister of the god, eye of Ra, lady of heaven, mistress of the gods," "lady of heaven, mistress of the two lands," "sister of the god, the creative goddess who liveth within An," etc. The chief centres of her worship were Senu, Hebet, (Behbit), Per-mert, Re-nefert, Het-sekhem, Het-Khas, Ta-kehset, and Diospolites. In the vignettes of the Theban Recension of the book of the Dead we find Nephthys playing a prominent part in connection with isis, whose efforts it seems to be her duty to second and to forward. She stands in the shrine behind Osiris when the hearts of the dead are weighed in the Great Scales in the presence of the god; she is seen kneeling on, by the side of the Tet, from which the disk of the Sun is thrust upwards by the "living Ra," at sunrise; she is one of the "great sovereign chiefs in Tettu," with Osiris, Isis, and Heru-netch-hra-f; and she kneels at the head of the bier of Osiris and assists him to arise.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010

neiphlings

The collective term for neices and nephews; what you call your sibling's kids.

I'm so glad my sister took one for the team and had kids; my neiphlings are the cutest!

by Trent S January 11, 2009

Nemophilia

Nemophilia is the love of spending time in forests or woodland; woodland survival training, as practised by the armed forces could, therefore, be considered the equivalent of sex.

Malcolm is such a wanker he thought nemophilia was having sex with a cartoon fish.

by Croatalin December 31, 2013

nephson

Nephew/son meaning your father is your uncle meaning he had sexual relations with his sister your mother

Wow that dude looks like a nephson all inbread looking

by blackcope February 8, 2017

playing with the bishop's nephew

"playing with the bishop's nephew" is the act of masturbating while taking a shit in public. in modern usage the term also covers the act of masturbating while shitting in private, however the public aspect of the activity is of no small importance.

derek: "hey ronny, what's happening?"

ronny: "ah nothin', just hangin' at the crib."

derek: "well, you wouldn't believe what happened to me today- so i was up at colombus circle waiting for the bus, just playing with the bishop's nephew, and next thing you know this bitch starts flippin' out."

ronny: "what'd you do then?"

derek: "i told the bitch to chill the fuck out, i'm just playing with the bishop's nephew."

ronny: "sounds reasonable enough."

by pat seick February 5, 2010