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Naughty Nielsen

The act of spanking your sexual partner with the Holy Bible, or something that resembles the Bible. This is a common practice in BDSM and Fetish’s. The significance of Nielsen is there is a type of paddle used in BDSM practice that is called a Nielsen Paddle.
I thought Ian was a nice church boy, until he bent me over and did a “Naughty Nielsen” On me.
by TheLoaners July 10, 2018
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Neilsexual

the sexual orientation of those who love Neil Miller.
(A fictional character based on the books "kiss me like you love me" written by Kira Shell)

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l’orientamento sessuale di chi ama Neil Miller.
(personaggio immaginario tratto dai libri “kiss me like you love me” scritti da Kira Shell.)
x: i’m in love with Neil Miller.
y: so you’re Neilsexual
by A lover of Neil Miller November 27, 2021
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Neilson

Neilson is the best guy on the planet. I'm pretty sure every girl wants him. he's kind, tall, sweet, cute, nerdy( in a good way) loves his memes and is very smart. There's always that one girl who will never stop loving him, and all the others who are scared to show it. If not by now soon, he'll get this amazing girl who wants to show him love. Neilson loves to travel true. One of the best guys I've ever met. Always hold on to Neilson if you have one in your life.
Girl 1- wow is that Neilson?
girl 2- yeah
girl 1- yeah he's hot
girl 2- but also very sweet
Neilson- hey girls
girls- OOMMMGGGGG
by Vanilla and cream November 5, 2019
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Christian Nelsen

A person who is excessively amazing in every way. He loves Lady GaGa and enjoys taking the time to learn her dances. He is exceptionally good at a number of things, including but not limited to singing, acting, dancing, doing hair, and being in general awesome. He loves good food, especially French food. And sushi. Dogs named Moose tend to love him, along with certain boys :)
He sings just like Christian Nelsen!
by HolyGaGa July 10, 2010
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Nielsen

n. a vague uncertainty that is immensely frustrating

v. to give a vague uncertainty that has no meaning and frustrates the hell out of a person

Origin: Named after the multi-national corporation whose name has become synonymous with moronic, meaningless corporate-speak, the name Nielsen became attached to the vague, empty promises that bosses give their employees, particularly during evaluations during the recession.
ex: I don't know what my plans are this weekend, its just a bunch of Nielsens so far.
ex: I went in there determined to get some straight answers, but he Nielsened the hell out of me.
by drone123 March 8, 2010
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Nicklas Nielsen

I am very sad and lonely, i just want a girlfriend
Look at Nicklas Nielsen, what a fucking loser
by Nicklas Nielsen November 8, 2021
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Half neilson

When someone has a half boner
She was hot, but she only gave me a half Neilson
by Toumbraider99 June 28, 2018
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