neiman's

Short for Neiman Marcus, a very high end department store based in Dallas, Texas. Known for extravagent merchandise and an over-the-top shopping experience.

Skookeshia looks real good, she done been shopping at Neiman's.

by Specialk#1 October 17, 2005

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Neiman's Cloud

Old lady farts masked by excessive amounts of perfume or cologne; commonly encountered around cosmetic counters of department stores, e.g. Neiman Marcus.

"Ugh, in order to get to the handbag department I had to go through so many Neiman's clouds!"

by HRH Meerkat December 30, 2011

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Neilani is most likely a Hawaiian name , neilani mean heavenly affection, neilani is the type of girl to be a ride or die she would have your back in any situation she gets tempered but she always keeps her calm neilani is mainly a loving person but once you get in her bad side it’s no turning back neilani is most likely the most disrespectful girl she doesn’t play when it comes to either her self or her family neilani is such a beautiful girl she’s usually tall and has a big booty she loves hard I once had an neilani and I regret losing her everyday so if u have a neilani in your life you should Cherish her time and well being she’s one of the most unique person I know I once played a neilani and I regret that she’s such a wonderful girl and is most definitely different from the rest

Guy1: bro I cheated on neilani
Guy2: are u serious she’s one of the most unique girls how could you

by Kinddude December 31, 2020

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Now Now Now, Let's Dissect My Former Sentence: "I Am Wanted" As You Can See, This Is The Build-Up To The Punchline Of My "Joke" (A Formation Of Words With The Intent Of Leading People Into A Humorous Breakdown), This May Lead The Listener Believe That I, Have Done Something Horrible, And That The Authorities Are Seeking Me. Let's Move On: "For War Crimes" This Is Part Two, The Bridge Between The Beginning And The End, War, What Is War? War, Throughout Modern Culture, Is Thought Of As Large Scale Military Combat Event Between Nations And Or Militant Organizations, Whose Outcome Is Supposed To Benefit The Winner. Crimes, Crimes Are Acts That Go Against The Law, Usually Portrayed As Being Horrible Acts Of Either Violence, Abuse, Or Robbery. Then, What Are War Crimes, We Have To Put Ourselves In The Shoes Of The Average Listener, They Do Not Know What "War Crimes" In Itself Means, However, They Can Piece The Two Words Together And Figure Out That Through The Pop Culture Interpretation Of The Two Words, It Must Mean That, Going Back To The First Sentence, The Person That Is Indeed Telling This Joke (In This Case, Myself) Is Clearly Being Looked For Due To Committing A Terrible Act Of Violence. shut yo bitchass up nigga

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by shut the fuck up retard December 11, 2021

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