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Now Now Now, Let's Dissect My Former Sentence: "I Am Wanted" As You Can See, This Is The Build-Up To The Punchline Of My "Joke" (A Formation Of Words With The Intent Of Leading People Into A Humorous Breakdown), This May Lead The Listener Believe That I, Have Done Something Horrible, And That The Authorities Are Seeking Me. Let's Move On: "For War Crimes" This Is Part Two, The Bridge Between The Beginning And The End, War, What Is War? War, Throughout Modern Culture, Is Thought Of As Large Scale Military Combat Event Between Nations And Or Militant Organizations, Whose Outcome Is Supposed To Benefit The Winner. Crimes, Crimes Are Acts That Go Against The Law, Usually Portrayed As Being Horrible Acts Of Either Violence, Abuse, Or Robbery. Then, What Are War Crimes, We Have To Put Ourselves In The Shoes Of The Average Listener, They Do Not Know What "War Crimes" In Itself Means, However, They Can Piece The Two Words Together And Figure Out That Through The Pop Culture Interpretation Of The Two Words, It Must Mean That, Going Back To The First Sentence, The Person That Is Indeed Telling This Joke (In This Case, Myself) Is Clearly Being Looked For Due To Committing A Terrible Act Of Violence. shut yo bitchass up nigga
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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