necronomicon

A volume of arcane and occult knowledge featured in the horror stories of H P Lovecraft. Though he made reference to some genuine texts, the "unmentionable Necronomicon of the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred" was entirely his invention. Throughout the Fifties and Sixties his books gained such a following among college students that numerous hoax versions were produced, drawing heavily on his own Cthulhu fiction and the writings of Aleister Crowley.

"You've got a Necronomicon? Woo, I'm impressed. *opens it* You'll notice that turning this diagram upside-down actually displays the Arabic for PROFESSOR CARLING BLOWS GOATS."

by shoggoth August 10, 2003

Negrotomist

n. BHSc

Professional person, qualified in performing a negrotomy.

Negrotomists are responsible for maintaining a regular and fluid application of negrolysis.

Negrotomists are referred on for a negrotomy by a negrologist.

"The negrotomist will give you an initial application of 2-5-6 Delta-Hydride Moxytrophaline Helix then proceed with the electrical genotypical administration."

"I qualified from A.U.T. as a negrotomist in 1997"

by Refreshment Boxx April 3, 2010

negromobile

Any souped out/pimped up car with a loud stereo system, especially base to annoy the living shit out of everyone in a 5 mile radius; makes good target practice in the wrong neighborhoods to get it's tires shot out.

"Hear about Diesel's ride, man?" "Nah man what happen?" "Left his negromobile run idle outside to make a drug deal, and that mofo got shot to shit."

by Phillydrifter February 8, 2009

necrotomigaud

Post Awareness Stage 6 Is Without Description.

Necrotomigaud Definition: A Piece Of Artmade by Ivan Seal, for the caretaker (James Leyland Kirby)

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY "SHOULD INCLUDE THE WORD BEING DEFINED" I ALREADY FUCKING DID??!!?!!!!!!?!!!!

Guy 1 heduy what's IP
Guyw2 have yoycu ecver herd of the cartaker?
Guy1 no??
Guy 2 well,, heas a musician ok?
Guy 1 ok

Necrotomigaud

by ⬆⬆⬇⬇⬅➡⬅➡🅱🅰- November 6, 2021

negroloid

negroloid - A person who is both black, and chooses to speak, write or act mentally retarded, but is not a retarded person.

A Mexifornia word. It combines the Spanish word for black with loid, taken from the word mongoloid.

Mary Francis Berry is a negroloid.
Jesse Jackson is a negroloid.

by Gregory R. Williams July 16, 2008

necronomicon

A possibly lost book containing occult knowledge and wisdom. It was most prominently featured in the works of Lovecraft, and he later claimed that the book was his own invention. However, further investagations show references to the work "necronomicon" much older than Lovecraft so even if he did completely invent all the information in his "unspeakable necronomicon" it is still likely there was some old occult text of the same name that was just wiped from history as part of the cycle of book burnings and european wars.

A work called the "Necronomicon" may have existed, even if it wasn't anything like the book featured in Lovecraft's works.

by amdotaku January 30, 2005

Necronomicon

Thought to be a fictional book referenced in H.P. Lovecraft stories. There have been others who say that there is an actual book that was used by people of the Occult to summon zombies and who knows what else.
There is an actual Necronomicon, but it goes by another name.
The actual Necronomicon is a book by the author Stephenie Meyer, called, 'Breaking Dawn'.

This book is so incredibly evil, that those who read it end up emotionally, and even sometimes physically scarred. Some people have even died from its affect.

Person 1: Dude, you hear about that girl, Melissa? She apparently read 'Breaking Dawn' and now she's in lockdown at the local hospital.

Person 2: Who knew that the Necronomicon would turn out to be an actual book?

by fdsfsgfdg May 20, 2009