needyness

The amount of attention and help that somebody requires to function.

Dude, Rachel and me are over. I just got sick of buying her shit and treating her like a princess. Her needyness level is just way to high for me right now.

by Zachy P July 9, 2010

We Be Needin Some Ghostbusters

When one smokes a shit load of weed and the room fills up with white whispery smoke giving the illusion of ghosts being in the room; a.e. we be needin some ghostbusters.

Two stoners smoked weed for 6 straight hours. When the entire room had filled with smoke, Billy said "We be needin some ghostbusters."

by Masta of the Flame September 15, 2009

Needer

A person you know who you only see when they need something, be it a favor or help with something. These people will always call and start off with some beating around the bush idle bullshitting, and then they slip in the "oh by the way I need......". Everone knows at least one asshole like this, it is a burden we must all carry.

lance: That pain in the ass hank stopped by today.

frank : What that tool want?

lance: He started with some small talk, then asked if I could help him move. He's a real mother fucker!!

frank: He's a real needer

by TV CAR April 5, 2010

nerdenstein

Someone who shows all the usual traits of a nerd but throws monstrous tantrums.

On hearing that product management had cancelled his latest project, nerdenstein threw his keyboard against the wall.

by nerd lover June 5, 2009

man-neden

Butthole; mangina; anus; man-cunt; poop-chute. Refers to use of rectal passageway of a man for sex.

I swear, I could probably drive a truck through Aintyo Bidness' man-neden.

by MAGGALO July 24, 2004

Citation Needed

What you say to some dumbass motherfucker when he pulls some stupid shit out of his ass. Comes from Wikipedia.

Ben: The Sikhs control all the worlds corn.

Jack: Citation needed.

by Ganondox September 24, 2017

special needer

a person lacking normal intellect. usually seen coming out of a bus of special needers, in a group of needers, or masturbating in public ( not knowing any better )

" Hey! Look! It's a bus fulla special needers!!!!!! "

by shawna donkey August 2, 2003