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necrobating

Masturbating, knowingly or unknowingly, to pictures or video of a person who has passed away. (The pictures or video must have been taken while said person was alive, otherwise the act is sick instead of merely creepy.)
Ami Jordan died last week? Why didn't anyone tell me? Shit, that means I've been necrobating all this time!
by uwg June 24, 2010
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necroacrotomophelia

The act of having sex with a dead amputee
"Dood... that little bald wierdo over there is definately one of those necroacrotomopheliacs. i saw him eyein up my stump at my grandmothers funeral!"
by El RoAcH-O October 11, 2007
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Necrochub

Dude, we went to my grandfather's funeral and he was sporting some necrochub!
by Broseph K April 28, 2010
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necrobation

1. Masturbating with your hand after it has been cut off.
(EXTREEEEME the stranger)
2. Your penis has frostbite
and/or gangrene yet you still jack off.
3. You travel forwards in time and have sex with yourself after you've died.
4. You clone yourself, kill your clone, and jack off using its hands/rectum.
Phil was totally making too much noise last night during his necrobation session after his surgery. At least he's making the best of having gangrene.
by Sil Phung May 15, 2008
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Necrowash

An act by which a person has sex with a dead body while waiting for their clothes to finish a cycle in the washing machine.

An ill-conceived plan to amuse oneself while waiting for the washing machine to finish a cycle by having sex with a dead body; however, the process of actually getting the dead body needed to complete necrowash takes longer than the actual wash cycle itself.
Tyler: 'Man, i had a necrowash last night, it was a nightmare to get the body'
Sam: 'At least you were able to amuse yourself while your clothes were cleaned'

James: 'Dude, I hate waiting for my laundry to finish, it so boring'
Nick: 'Your best option to pass the time is to necrowash, but you have to try and get a body first, sneaking into the morgue is harder than it looks'
James: 'Necrowash sounds like it will cure my boredom, i have a friend who is a gravedigger, he could help me'
by Lounge Party June 1, 2010
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Necroball

You put all your drugs into a blender that then gets distributed into a pellets or balls. After usage the user most likely will blackout and end up somewhere really fucking far.

A great party activity.
Hey bro, wanna Necroball at the party?
Yeah let's do it again!
Wait what?
by FlairAndPrestige October 29, 2019
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Necrobation

The necrobation made me cum, but I still don't have the will to live.
by BMXXMB January 13, 2022
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