An act by which a person has sex with a dead body while waiting for their clothes to finish a cycle in the washing machine.
An ill-conceived plan to amuse oneself while waiting for the washing machine to finish a cycle by having sex with a dead body; however, the process of actually getting the dead body needed to complete necrowash takes longer than the actual wash cycle itself.
An ill-conceived plan to amuse oneself while waiting for the washing machine to finish a cycle by having sex with a dead body; however, the process of actually getting the dead body needed to complete necrowash takes longer than the actual wash cycle itself.
Tyler: 'Man, i had a necrowash last night, it was a nightmare to get the body'
Sam: 'At least you were able to amuse yourself while your clothes were cleaned'
James: 'Dude, I hate waiting for my laundry to finish, it so boring'
Nick: 'Your best option to pass the time is to necrowash, but you have to try and get a body first, sneaking into the morgue is harder than it looks'
James: 'Necrowash sounds like it will cure my boredom, i have a friend who is a gravedigger, he could help me'
Sam: 'At least you were able to amuse yourself while your clothes were cleaned'
James: 'Dude, I hate waiting for my laundry to finish, it so boring'
Nick: 'Your best option to pass the time is to necrowash, but you have to try and get a body first, sneaking into the morgue is harder than it looks'
James: 'Necrowash sounds like it will cure my boredom, i have a friend who is a gravedigger, he could help me'
by Lounge Party June 1, 2010
Get the Necrowash mug.When you have your significant other lay in a bathtub full of ice until the skin is numb and blueish. You then have sex with the significant other while they hold completely still to simulate having sex with a dead body.
I thought Cromer was giving Tiffany a necrobath......I'm not allowed to hang out with Cromer anymore.
by Crommer the gap toothed pirate July 22, 2016
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by The Webbastard March 4, 2005
Get the necrogasm mug.Reading my philosophy homework last night, I suddenly found myself engaged in religious Necromachy -- it was either Jesus or Nietzsche, and somebody was going to get killed!
by Tim Crutcher and Brint Montgomery February 12, 2007
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Person 1: Hey man, are you studying for all the tests we have tomorrow?
Person 2: I wish. I've been necrotasking since I got home. I'm screwed.
Person 2: I wish. I've been necrotasking since I got home. I'm screwed.
by necrotasker December 21, 2008
Get the Necrotasking mug.A paraphilia, related to necrophilia, that involves a strong desire to sexually gratify one's self using a corpse, or a simulacrum of a body (such as a doll), that has died from eating an excess amount of spaghetti (or another related pasta). In cases where a corpse is simulated it is sufficient to place the face of the figure in a plate of pasta, as it is difficult to feed an inanimate object.
"So I was having a nice dinner with my ex when she passed out and landed right in her plate of spaghetti."
"Did you tap it?"
"Nah, man, I'm no necropastaphiliac!"
"Did you tap it?"
"Nah, man, I'm no necropastaphiliac!"
by The Voice of The People December 12, 2008
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"I know they got an Autistic guest speaker for April, but they still won't approve requests for reasonable accommodations for me or my ND colleagues. We call that neurowashing."
by NeuroDAVErsity January 3, 2023
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