Muppet Necking

Shoving you hand so far up her ass you can use her like a muppet.

she enjoyed muppet necking a bit too much for my liking.

by ledavinci May 29, 2018

rubber necking

The act of looking at something as you drive by. People do it when they come past an accident. Also tourists do it when they are observing the scenery when they are driving. It quite often causes traffic to slow down because the person looking generally slows down a bit to look out their window or windshield.

"That tourist in front of us is just rubber necking and causing this traffic jam."

"If that guy hadn't been rubber necking I wouldn't have been late for work."

by IceWarm January 8, 2006

necksticles

A condition that causes a flap in the neck to look like a pair of testicles.

My grandma will have to start shaving her balls. She started growing hair on her necksticles.

by MarcelLeboeuf January 19, 2014

muppet necking

Simultaneously giving a Handjob and a Blowjob, as if you were orally fucking a puppet.

Guy 1: "Hey I saw you hooked up with Katie last night, anything happen?"
Guy 2: "Yea, she was Muppet Necking me all night!"
Guy 1: "Aww what? Damn, you got lucky!"

by Cantalopian April 7, 2015

italian necktie

The act of slitting open the neck, just above the adam's apple, and pulling the person's tongue out through the hole, making it look like a little necktie.

Jimmy squealed to the cops, so the boss gave him an italian necktie.

by Inked up & pierced out August 1, 2006

turtle necking

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.

Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.

by Mr Poop April 10, 2005

Necktie45

A description for discord racists.

Me and my homies despise NeckTie45 for his racially blasphemous message containing a specifically arranged set of letters to form a slur and sent via Discord. Our feelings will remain antonymic of ephemeral unless NeckTie45 has made ammends.

by c0olb3ans April 18, 2021