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Northern Nasal Spray

During a BJ, upon climax you pull out of her mouth and shoot your wad into her nostril. Larger loads can cover both nostrils for better effect. As she gasps for air you cover her mouth making her snort your load.
Scott: I got a hooker the other night on Franklin Avenue but she charged way to much.
Mike: Did you make her give you a blumpkin or something?
Scott: Na, I gave her the Northern Nasal Spray like your sister showed me.
by Carl Gustaf January 15, 2009
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Nigger Napalm

Nigger Napalm can be directly defined as any "Hot grits". To provide context I offer the following: Occasionally, an angry person, usually one of African decent, will throw some scalding hot grits onto another person. As you can imagine, this is worse than simply boiling water, because the grits stick to the victim and keep burning, just like napalm, hence the term. If one lives in the south where grits are regularly eaten, this is a more common phenomenon.
Man did you see that poor spook, white blotches and scars all over his skin and such. Someone must have nigger napalmed him!!!
by spark-o-matic November 20, 2013
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Nadal

Also known as Rafael Nadal, or "Rafa" from spain, the only current player (currently world #2) who can competitively play against Roger Federer, the current world number 1. One of the most enthusiastic players on tour, is famed for:
-putting 100% effort into every point and fighting every match to the death.
-winning two consecutive French Open titles, 2005 and 2006
-being Federer's nemesis: he is 6-2 lifetime against the Rog
-one of the only spanish tennis players to be able to play well on surfaces (hard court, grass) other than clay
-being polite
Go Nadal! Rafa is the best!
by XeL July 10, 2006
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nasal tampon

A small wad of toilet paper or tissue jammed up one's nose in order to prevent the nose from dripping. Often used against a running nose during a cold or flu, or against a bleeding nose. The nasal tampon protected the nose from damage by eliminating the need for repeated wiping.

Nasal tampons are left in all day, or until full, and are often used inconspicuously, just like the real thing.
Doctor Acula - Well, Andrew, your prostrate is clean, but I need to talk to you about something. Sit down.

Andrew - Oh no, what's up?

Doctor Acula - There seems to be some kind of growth in your nose; we think it might be cancerous. Here, take a look at this X-Ray.

Andrew - Oh, that. That's just my nasal tampon. My nose kept dripping onto my xbox controller.

Doctor Acula - Get out of my office.
by malarky2020 March 29, 2010
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Pop Tart Napalm

When you eagerly bite into a Pop Tart just out of the toaster that hasn't cooled sufficiently and the delicious fruit filling burns the shit out of your lips and mouth and sticks to the tender oral tissues like hot glue.
Owwwww! Fuck! I just got blisters in my mouth from that devilish Pop Tart Napalm!!
by wolfbait51 September 25, 2011
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Peruvian Nasal Fuel

You can say no! You don't have to get high, it's cool! But I got flake, blues, mdma and peruvian nasal fuel!
by SJCWoor February 11, 2010
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nasal tissue

What many people call facial tissue, such as Cleanax (Kleenex), Puffs, etc.
So called because it is usually used for blowing the nose; though on occasion they are used to wipe away eye boogers.
Hey Nora, be a dear and get me some nasal tissue please. I need to blow my schnoz!
by Telephony August 26, 2015
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