narwhale

a whale with a long uniconish horn instead of a nose

TOURIST: wow! look at that fish with a long unicornish nose thing in the water!
TOUR GUIDE: that is called a narwhale

by dumb blondie June 1, 2005

Narwhal

When something is amazing but completely irrelevant to helping you in life/ helping society

Lucy: I can name all 50 states in under 5 minutes!
Ashley: That is so Narwhal!

by LuFawnda March 19, 2012

narwhaling

Wearing a strap-on dildo on your head. Not known as "unicorning" because it's real.

"I never thought two dudes would need a strap-on but those guys are really into narwhaling."

by ajpiano August 25, 2013

Narwhal

An chunky to obese female coupled with unattractive facial features. A distinctly Southern Californian slang circa 1979, corresponding with the release of the B-52's breakthrough single, "Rock Lobster".

Setting - Madame Wongs West (a seminal New Wave club in West LA in the late 70's - early 80's)

Brozinsky 1 - "Dude, be on the lookout for any hot little surfer chix!"

Brozinsky 2 - "There goes a narwhal..wee-ooo, wee-ooo!" (done in your best Fred Schneider voice!)

by Chezdubz April 25, 2011

Narwhale

They are the unicorns of the sea and are seriously bad-ass

"woah look at that unicorn!"
"Bro, that a narwhale. it has a tail."

by llamasarecool October 23, 2012

Narwhal

simple~ITS A UNICORN WHALE!!! there is a rare breed called the "flying narwhal" but that only happens in special cases where the narwhal gets attacked by evil tacos. Only then will this awesome flying defense kick in.

NARWHALS, NARWHALS
SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN
CAUSING A COMMOTION
BECAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME!!

by i like......SQUIRRELS!! May 5, 2011

Narwhal.

A horn whale type creature that when you tend to tell people about it the first thing they think is 'Could you have sex with it?'

"DUDE ITS A FREAKING NARWHAL.!"
"A what?"
"A horned whale."
"You ever you know...?"
"No, what?"
"Tap that?"
"Dude thats just wrong"

by DisasterLindsey. May 19, 2009