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naples

a place where old people go to retire and live in la-la land.

a place where rednecks rule to roads and any off-roading area.

a place where anyone who is not wealthy, hetero, or white will not/cannot survive.
i fucking hate naples.
by Lady Luck March 24, 2005
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Nurples

Pregnant woman nipples. Usually grossly distended and the size of dinner plates.
"I wish I'd have the baby already. My nurples are sore."
by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009
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Pank Naples

dayum, she got some pank naples. I loves me some pank naples yall!
by Queef Richards September 30, 2017
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Naples

A city in southern Italy. Once a wonderful city it is now plaugued with mafia violence. It is home to the worst and most feared mafia organization in the world, The Camorra. There are different clans of the camorra that often war with each other over the sales of drugs, prostitution, and controlling businesses. It is more of a threat to Italy than the sicialian mafia was, which is now decreasing. I am Italian and have been to Naples, and let me tell you, don't look at anybody the wrong way, becuase you might end up with a few holes in you.
Raphielle Cutolo, the former leader of the camorra mafia group was arrested and his family members took over the organiztion.
by ScottM August 13, 2005
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Napples

Nipples that protrude so they look familiar to apples.
Nipples + Apples = Napples
by Charlie June 27, 2006
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Nurples

The useless "nipples" that are on male cats.
Grey kitty likes it when you rub his nurples.
by Stephen Packard August 6, 2007
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community school of naples

the most pretentious school in the most pretentious town; the place where millionaires (or billionaires) send their kids so they can go to school with others "like them;" a school of trust fund babies who get a new European car every birthday; the land that G Ro pretends to rule that actually gives a surprisingly good education
That kid who took his new BMW to the airport where one of his jets was waiting to fly him to his yacht in the caribbean must go to the Community School of Naples.
by Trust Fund Baby/CSN Grad September 8, 2008
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