Narcoleptic narcissist

A narcissistic who falls asleep while in the middle of being a narcissist...

The other day Ted was being such a narcoleptic narcissist but he fell asleep while trying to control my next move. .

by DankFranky420$ October 20, 2021

Narcolepting

The act of intermittently functioning during sleep, especially sending text messages and holding brief phone conversations that end in snoring.

She was up all night narcolepting and didn't remember any of it the next morning.

by Wyrdsmyth April 1, 2016

the narcoleptic

This is a sexual trick a girl plays on her male partner when he is either selfish or just for kicks. The girl gets the male excited and goes down like she is going to give him head. She gets his dick in her mouth and just leaves it there - no sucking or licking or anything. The guy will have terrible blues and the girl just keeps pretending to be asleep even if he pleads with her.

"I wanted to make him mad so I pulled the narcoleptic on him the other night."

by kelly deutschbag miller July 22, 2003

narcileptisexual

You become drowsy when aroused sexually.

My girlfriend was really hot but unfortunately she is a narcileptisexual so we never get to have sex while she's awake.

by Thermight July 2, 2015

Narcoleptic

Being extremely tired and want to be awake
Everybody: You would fall asleep randomly through out the day

One day, I was incredibly narcoleptic. My eyelids were heavy and kept closing and kept sleeping for minutes. Fortunately, it was the weekend so it wasn't a school night. I went to the kitchen and went to the coffee maker that I just finished using. I pinched myself a lot (it was really bad) and wanted to be awake. I got a stronger coffee and downed it until it was clean. The caffeine was circulating, and God did I feel better. I sat on the edge of the couch and kept drinking coffee. I was becoming more aware and awake and felt like I could do everything. "More," I thought. "I want so much more." I splashed some water in my face until I felt more awake. I could feel my brain coming back as I keep waking up, and I was about to wake up, but I stopped. I got out of my house and went to Panera and get a charged lemonade. Then I quickly ran back home. In small sips, I drank out of the lemonade let it course through my brain and let it interfere with my adenosine receptors, and I was becoming more alert, awake and aware and began to wake up. Soon, I picked up the pace. I downed the charged lemonade and was shaking with caffeine. With all those stimulants, I was up for a week. It was the best time being awake I've ever had.

by Humorescence September 6, 2024

Narcoleptic Narquisha

A middle aged woman who falls asleep at her job.

What do you want me to call her? Narcoleptic Narquisha? She sleeps at her desk all day!

by Extra_Virgin_0liveOil June 3, 2025

Narcilemic

A narcissist with polemic behavior !

Cali is so narcilemic ,its no wonder that she has no friends, she puts all others down to try and feel better .

by Sermo factorem August 14, 2020