napolean's hat

when a man is lying down on his back, engaging in oral sex with one woman and vaginal sex with another whilst they fondle each other's breasts above him, creating a tri-cornered hat effect

Dom: OMG BJ, last night Marie, Frances, and I had the hottest napolean's hat ever.
BJ: Awesome

by BJ and Frances May 22, 2006

Napolean Dynamite

Quite possibly the most overhyped and dumbest indie film of 2004.

You want better indies of 2004? Try "Garden State" or "Sideways."

by Kyle February 13, 2005

napolean dynamite

a pretty sweet movie that makes every other movie look retarted. Whadda ya think?

Uncle rico: i wish you wouldn't look at me like that Napolean
Napolean: i wish you'd get out a my life and shut up!
Uncle Rico: Napolean it looks like you don't have a job so why don't you go feed Tina
Napolean: Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap!

by Lafawnda May 13, 2005

Napolean Dynomite

one of the funniest freakin movies I've ever seen

Napolean Dynomite: can you bring my chapstick
Kip: no
Napolean: but my lips hurt real bad!
Kip: ask the nurse I know she has like 5 sticks
Napolean: I'm not using her's you sicko!!!!!

by Eazy J December 28, 2005

Napolean Dynamite

A silly little dancing bloke who is not quite right! And, like the best movie ever made gosh, and it has got like an infinity of extras.

Napolean: Hey Tina come get some food tina!
Tina: (growls and stands there1)
Napolean: {throws food at Tina}

by Lindsey and Olivia February 19, 2005

napolean dynamite

A movie with absolutely no point, no plot, but plenty of sexy Jon Heder and twisted laid back comedy

Napolean, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day

by La Fawnduh j/k *Brit April 11, 2005

Hot Napolean

Really a hybrid of the dutch oven and the hot carl. First you eat nothing but crepes, eggs, and cheese for a week, then wait for your lover to fall asleep and get a good French fart built up. Put your asshole over their nostrils and let rip.

Hot Napolean conquered that bitch!!

by MADCRAPPER May 10, 2010