A wash cloth, tissue, napkin, or clothing, within reach, that is used after sex to wipe off or in case of leakage of sexual juices. Can help prevent a wet spot
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After billy spilled some bbq on his chin, he reached over with his face and wiped it off with the West Virginia Napkin
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Man 1: Holy fuck, that girl over there is fit. I’m intending on smashing.
Man 2: Are you crazy cunt, her mans a narninial. He will actually commit homicide on you cunt.
Man 2: Are you crazy cunt, her mans a narninial. He will actually commit homicide on you cunt.
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Get the Jizz Napkin mug.Basically...a crap napkin would be a napkin that you use to wipe the crap from your sphincter, which of course you would only do if you ran out of toilet paper. Therefore, a person (being a crap napkin) would be a tool, and not even a very good tool at that. A tool that you would only use if all other tools were used up. Like a wrench made out of twigs and rabbit shit.
Bob (to Herman the tool) - Shut up you little crap napkin...
Henry (to Herman the tool) - Yeah, why don't you go tickle your butthole somewhere else you giggling whore.
Herman the tool - (No comeback because he's just a shitty old crap napkin)
Henry (to Herman the tool) - Yeah, why don't you go tickle your butthole somewhere else you giggling whore.
Herman the tool - (No comeback because he's just a shitty old crap napkin)
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Get the crap napkin mug.The act of taking notes on a a napkin at a business meeting, power lunch, a cafe and/or at school. the act is useful if you need to save an idea for later and don't have paper to write on. (idea first heard on adult swim)
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Get the Upfront Napkin mug.Despite the the very specific directions you have been given, and despite the fact that the very extensive project is nearly completed, the client decides that it is flawed irreparably and you must pretty much start over. Oh, and it's not their fault that they gave you improper guidance from the get-go. You obviously are an untalented hack and incapable of reading minds. What kind of "creative" person can't read minds? Hack ...
The term comes from the "This is Spinal Tap" scene in which Angelica Huston presents an 18" Stonehenge monument to Ian because he wrote the directions on a cocktail napkin and wrote " for "inches" instead of ' for "feet".
The term comes from the "This is Spinal Tap" scene in which Angelica Huston presents an 18" Stonehenge monument to Ian because he wrote the directions on a cocktail napkin and wrote " for "inches" instead of ' for "feet".
Agency CD:
"Why did you make that tag verbal and not sung?"
Composer:
"You told us to do that in our meeting and you wrote it on this napkin that I'm holding right here. This one in my hand, the one that has your handwriting on it that says "make the tag verbal"
Agency CD:
"Fuck the napkin"
"Why did you make that tag verbal and not sung?"
Composer:
"You told us to do that in our meeting and you wrote it on this napkin that I'm holding right here. This one in my hand, the one that has your handwriting on it that says "make the tag verbal"
Agency CD:
"Fuck the napkin"
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