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Number One!
When something is amazingly awesome, parcticly too awesoem to think aobut, so you say its Number one!
Apose to it being number two, meaning the same thing as the bathroom associated thing.
Apose to it being number two, meaning the same thing as the bathroom associated thing.
Number One! by DieWeak73 March 18, 2008
number one, number two, number three
number one, number two, number three
Gotta go number 1. I have to take a number 2. OMG, I seriously am having #3!
Gotta go number 1. I have to take a number 2. OMG, I seriously am having #3!
number one, number two, number three by JustAnAcre March 1, 2017
number one fuckie
1. Vaginal intercourse with an Asian prostitute, typically missionary style, in order to, if not tame the heathen, at least "soothe the savage beast" with the music of one's loins (not unlike a cricket in that regard). Named for the polite children's term differentiating the different excretory functions ("number one", as opposed to "number two").
2. An Asian whore's specialty. Either the finest delicacy in her "cuisine", or her old standby, on which she relies like a crutch for her livelihood.
2. An Asian whore's specialty. Either the finest delicacy in her "cuisine", or her old standby, on which she relies like a crutch for her livelihood.
That whore was twisted. She posed like a baseball catcher and signalled with one finger between her legs to indicate "number one fuckie".
That bitch wanted six dollars for number one fuckie! She's a three-dollar whore if I ever saw one. Goddamn currency manipulator.
That bitch wanted six dollars for number one fuckie! She's a three-dollar whore if I ever saw one. Goddamn currency manipulator.
number one fuckie by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 14, 2012
Number One Bullshit
Originally popularized by UFC fighter Khabib Nurmagomedov, later used again by shirtless Tampa Bay Lightning player Nikita Kucherov after getting hammered on Bud Light and winning back-to-back Stanley Cups in a postgame interview after a game 5 win against the Montreal Canadiens. He was frustrated that Vegas Golden Knights goaltender Marc-André Fluery won the Vezina Trophy instead of the Lightning's own Andrei Vasilevskiy, as well as Canadiens fans celebrating like they had won the Stanley Cup after winning one game.
"I was telling him every day 'Vasy you're the MVP, you're the best player,' and then they gave it to- whatever the guy... Vegas... the Vezina... and then last year they gave Vezina to somebody else, number one bullshit, number one bullshit." - Nikita Kucherov
Number One Bullshit by AVerySillySillySillySillyMan July 10, 2021
number one male
all units be on the lookout (BOLO) for a Ford Bronco being driven by a number one male down the 405. number two male would be White. number three would be Hispanic. beyond that they would just use the name of the race on the airwaves.
number one male by The Amalamps April 18, 2014