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by Krkič January 13, 2023

now

Term referring to the present instant.

Get the fuck out of there now.
Now, why the fuck would you do that and think i wouldn't know?
Good job, now i'm fucking livid.
Now i HATE jkhgkhgBENjhhkjhg even more.
Now i never want you to talk to them.
Now, it would have been one thing to just drop by. now, youve really fucked up.

by PineappleJuice February 28, 2015

Now

A timing used mostly by married women to mean "at some point in the next 15min to an hour I'm leaving the house"
A timing used mostly by married men to mean "literally right this very second I'm leaving the house"

Husband: "Hey, when are we leaving?"
Wife: "Now"
.... 25min later
Husband: "Are you ready yet?"
Wife: "no..."

by reallynotmyrealname April 15, 2019

Now

Did you just literally tried to write know ? Well guess what, you misspelled it. Look at the Oxford Dictionary or something

Teacher: "Name" got 9/10 in the spelling test.
Name: But I wrote everything right!
Teacher: Nah you ain't ( Points at now )
Name: That's how to write know!

by Whydoyoubotherlookatmyname? September 29, 2019

Now

It means the day after today

I am going to a party now

by Wert9052 December 18, 2020

Now

You do know this is annoying right if you don't speak English and want to learn the language don't use the urban dictionary trust me 💀

I'm now tired of you people someone end the quarantine these ppl r bored outa their mind

by How bored r u September 1, 2021

Now

The taint or perineum

In the words of that popular song, "I wonder who's kissing her now'

by Unlearned Hand January 16, 2022