A sex act where a woman sits on her male (or female) partner's face, and happens to be text messenging her best friend at the same time, thereby accidentally farting on his face due to not paying attention to the act.
Woman #1: So I got that message you sent me last night. You were hooking up with Pee Wee weren't you?
Woman #2: Yeah, bitch, I was so distracted by sending you a text message I ended up Nor Cal Scrumpying him!
Woman #1: Niiiiice!
Woman #2: Yeah I think he actually liked it.
Woman #2: Yeah, bitch, I was so distracted by sending you a text message I ended up Nor Cal Scrumpying him!
Woman #1: Niiiiice!
Woman #2: Yeah I think he actually liked it.
by kyrie calavera February 13, 2007
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When eating out a girl on her period then giving her a hickey leaving a bloody bite mark on her neck.
by TBA SOON April 30, 2009
Get the Nor Cal Dracula mug.The phenomenon that randomly and inexplicably occurs on Northern California freeways causing the inversion of the fast lanes and the slow lanes. At any given time, the fastest lane may suddenly shift from the far left lane to the far right lane, resulting in an extremely counter-intuitive traffic flow.
Friend #1:"Hey man, how did you get back from Tahoe so fast?"
Friend #2:"Well I rode the Nor Cal Inversion on the 80 the whole way back. Also, I wasn't driving a Snubaru."
Friend #2:"Well I rode the Nor Cal Inversion on the 80 the whole way back. Also, I wasn't driving a Snubaru."
by sNorCal Driver June 1, 2013
Get the The Nor Cal Inversion mug.A Sexual position created in Northern California. That consist of a man and a woman half scissoring. They lay perpendicular to each other, the man lays at a 3 oclock of the bed on his side and the woman laying on her back 12 oclock of the bed. Woman Spreads her legs as the man penetrates her. Womans right leg over mans right leg. Man's left over woman's right leg. Woman's left leg is being grabbed by man.
by Eddie Sexy June 8, 2010
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He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.
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