noonish

Any time between 11 a.m. and 1:30 p.m.

I'll see you around noonish. You may wanna bring a pillow to take a nap while waiting.

by misty mac March 23, 2017

noobshit

when someone is a noob, dumber than the average human, and a piece of shit at the same time

"You noobshit!"

by toefoo May 19, 2010

noobishness

1. noobish behavior.
2. a noobish act or idea.
2. The atmosphere of a place inhabited by noobs

Guy1: That guy keeps team killing
(Noob shoots him in head)
Guy2: Oh my God!!! Stop this noobishness!

Noob:Look at this! I got Recon armor!!!
Guy: Dude, cut the noobishness.

I quit because the pregame lobby was filled with noobishness.

by 1337357 N008 May 8, 2008

noobshack

A server that houses mostly noobs. Those who are not noobs are a-holes who like getting cheap points.

-K/d?*
-22/1!
-Hax?
-Noobshack.

* K/d = kill to death ratio in an online shooter.

by isselman2000 September 13, 2009

Noobistry

Noobistry --- The art of loosing your noob.

When a gamer finally learns how to play the basics and stop all the noobie moments of being dead all the time, asking questions constantly, aggroing random extra mobs, breaking their gear, running around nude, and dancing with the hopes of appearing to be doing something when really they are blankly looking at the screen lost.

coined by -- noobistry.com

Veteran_Gamer.. "Wow last time we were here i was LOL noob."

Noob_Gamer .. "Yeah I got my noobistry on lock"

by Noobistry July 29, 2013

Noobshant

(verb, noun, or adjective) The act of saying something completely idiotic, and then once criticized for their unbelievable stupidity say you were joking. Known to be the most fucking idiotic way to get away with not knowing the most basic of information.

Joe (talking to his friends): Yo, did you see Deadpool yet?

Bob the Noobshant: Whats a Deadpool?

Joe: OMG, you fucking idiot, it's currently the most watched movie in the world!!! How the fuck do you not know that movie?

Bob the Noobshant: I'm just Joking.

Joe: You are such a Noobshant.

by Tinker Bell Lover May 21, 2016

noonish

At or around noon time.

"What time is the meeting today?"
"Noonish."
"Ok see you around 12, 12:15."

by Edmund April 18, 2006