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Nigga Ass Italian Fleshlight

A nigga ass italian fleshlight is just what it sounds like. First, you microwave two hot pockets for two and a half minutes and then you take a shit into one of them. You then give the other one to your homie/victim. Then, once he needs to shit, you strap him down and shove the other poopy hot pocket into his ass. You then, use that poopy hot pocket while it's inside of him, as a fleshlight. Thus, you have completed the "nigga ass italian fleshlight" maneuver.
Toni: Heyyy! I'm walking hereee
Me: Sorry, Toni, enjoy this hot pocket to make up for what I did
Toni: Thanks, pal
Me: *commits rest of war crime Nigga Ass Italian Fleshlight in gamer mode style*
by MinecraftBfandGf September 28, 2019
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K(ock in a niggas ass)

When a nigga or fagg uses k(kock in a niggas ass) he is expressing his faggotory by explaining that he has a kock in his ass and cannot or does not want to talk
Hey jùhdhsuùe i need to tell you joke
K(ock in a niggas ass)
Oh ok I understand.....faggot
by River nigga June 5, 2019
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Nigga ass bitch boi

Is what a white person would say when trying to act "black"
by NIGGAS are SLAVES April 7, 2021
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nigga cock ass nigga

Man 1: Yo wassup
Man 2: Nigga cock ass nigga shut yo ass up you know what im sayin' cock ass nigga lookin ass get your kanye west lookin ass outta here you know what im sayin!
by poopiebuthhole September 13, 2021
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dumb ass nigga ass hoe

calaya was bein a dumb ass nigga ass hoe
by leoanardodavinci March 20, 2020
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whoop a nigga ass with a tall nigga

when u wit a tall nigga and u see someone u have beef with and you whoop theyre ass!
i was walkin down the street with a tall nigga and saw this nigga that he's gonna fuck me up so i whooped that niggas ass wit that tall nigga! i just fucked that nigga up! thats the way you "whoop a nigga ass with a tall nigga" fuck these medium and little height nigga mane
by tallnigga11 January 1, 2011
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nigga you ass

Instead of using the words you suck or your terrible or epic fail you could always the much better fraise "nigga you ass" to imply how much your friends screwed up
The seahawks threw a pass on the three yard line and it got picked off I'm just like nigga you ass
by kingboy3 March 1, 2015
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