News Feeding

Giving people information that they do not care about. You being a news show.

Suremeo: Hey Zero, I just robbed a bank

Zero: I don't care.. Stop News Feeding

by xZeroOfficial August 18, 2018

raping the newsfeed

When two or more people decide to ignore personal messages and Facebook chat and have a conversation only through wall posts. These wall posts come up in the news feed and annoy other Facebook users. There are differing degrees, but 'raping the newsfeed' is an extreme case.

I really wish Suzy and Bobby would stop raping the newsfeed!

by TiasDias February 21, 2011

Newsfeed linger

when something is posted on facebook and nothing else is posted for a while

Jeremy: Dude did you see what Laura posted on Rory's wall?

Matt: Yeah, man, it was a newsfeed linger

by rorydelaplongthrowsociety January 25, 2011

Newsfeed Whore

Noun: A person who is frequently on facebook's newsfeed.
Whenever you sign on and look at the newsfeed to see what your friends have been up to, you can't find out because the ONE person takes it all up with their recent boring activity.

me: "Let me sign onto facebook and see what everyone has been up to!"
1 minute later
me: "well... it looks like Sarah has been posting quite a few videos lately.."
Cletus: "ya, she's such a newsfeed whore"

by Ivan Shelly January 4, 2009

blowing up newsfeed

The act of repeatedly posting messages, links, photos, or statuses that nobody else particularly cares about on facebook to the point where your posts completely cover everyone else's newsfeed/live feed. This usually results in everybody who is misfortunate enough to be your friend to become extremely irritated with you (as they have a right to be) and hide you from their newsfeed.

This girl keeps posting status updates about how much she loves her stupid boyfriend!
Oh I know! Her posts are blowing up newsfeed!

by gtobs July 27, 2010

Newsfeed Busted

When an incriminating comment on another person's Facebook wall appears in another's newsfeed.

Julie's comment: Heyyy Jim, don't worry about what you told me last night, it'll be our little secret, I must say though, I'm surpised you chose me to come out too :) xx

Jims friend's comment: Jim ya homo, you've just been newsfeed busted!

by Bagginski July 4, 2010

Clogging Up My Newsfeed

when your on facebook and almost all the newsfeed updates are from one person posting too much things or updating too much photos or what have you.

(this phrase is not limited to facebook, can be used wherever newsfeeds are being overrun by dumb shit being posted)

1: "uh this dumb bitch keeps posting random ass videos & crap idc about, totally clogging up my newsfeed & not letting me see other updates"
2: "why dont you just block all her posts"
1: "nah, what if one day she says something 'useful' to me"
2: "doubt it.. no one on facebook says anything useful"

by IseBox December 29, 2010