Nek

A word used to describe somebody who is retarded, or somebody whom has no penis

Brandon: Ohh that Adam kid is such a Nek
Rupert: I know! He's a total retard

by Branz biatch August 23, 2008

nekked bewbs

a person who does stupid shit and gets away with it, tans everyday for an hour, gets a lot of likes on a photo on facebook because that person is half naked, calls their twin sister ugly, has anger issues, adds random people on facebook, smokes weed, gets drunk, annoying obnoxious voice, and is going no where in life.

person 1: did you see caylie last night?
person 2: yeah what a nekked bewbs.

by johnny smith hammelton November 6, 2012

nek minnit

The period of time it takes for one to entre a corner store or "dairy" and to come out again to find there scooter has being damaged.

I left my scooter out side of the dairy "nek minnit" I returned to find it damaged.

by master of awesomness January 5, 2012

Nek minute

This line is used for the exaggerated description of a dramatic turn of events in a moment of ones life.

"Nek minute" is often used in a way that leaves the end of the story open, meaning the listener is left to only presume what had happened, though it's not always used like this.

Also the person enlightening you with their wonderful story can replicate what happened themselves.

Can be also pronounced/spelled as "nek minnit", "neg minute"

"She said she was on the pill.. nek minute"

"He said he loved me.. nek minute"

"I told her it tastes like candyfloss.. nek minute"

"She disagreed with her husband.. nek minute"

"Doesn't matter if you're black or white.. nek minnit"

"I ate Mexican this morning.. nek minute I was shitting piss"

"I watched Seizure Robots.. nek minute" *reinacts seizure*

"I started watching a movie with Tom Cruise in it.. nek minute" *reinacts shooting self in the FACE*

by Schwit September 3, 2011

Nek Minute

'Next minute' said with an accent. Used to express a sudden dramatic turn of events.

Left my scooter outside the dairy. Nek Minute... *destroyed scooter lying on the ground*

by Anonymousprogramer September 6, 2011

Nek Minnit

Used at the end of a sentence instead of "Next Minute", then refers to something that has happened (usually pictorial).

I left my skateboard outside the store. Nek Minnit... (picture of broken skateboard)

by BananaVella October 21, 2011

nekked thirty

The nighttime hours that you would generally be asleep i.e.: 1:00- 5:00 am

The cats started running throughout the house at nekked thirty.

by Florida mom May 4, 2016