banging nappa

UK Geordie slang phrase for a Head Ache, migraine, hurting head

I've a banging nappa

by Geordie G March 15, 2012

Nappointment

A nap taken at a specific time, or for a specific purpose.

Sheila had a one hour nappointment at 7 p.m., in order to ready herself for the nightclubbing that lay ahead.

by TriggerBoston July 1, 2012

Nappy Poo

A nap taken before an impending defecation. Ultimately leading to shitting one's pants.

Friend 1: I'm going to take a Nappy Poo.
Friend 2: What?
Friend 1: I gotta take a big shit, I'm going to take a nap.

by tosjduenfs May 5, 2009

Napacious

Feeling tired and like you should take a nap

I was up studying all night and i just took that hard test. I am feeling napacious.

by OCNAPS June 9, 2011

napface

Those give-away creases and indentations on your cheeks caused by prolonged contact with sheets and pillows while sleeping.

M: "Adam, why didn't you come down for dinner when I called you?"

A: "Sorry mum, I was studying really, REALLY hard."

M: "Then why do you have napface?"

by loulahoula September 28, 2012

napa valley conception

A method of conception where by one lesbian performs fellatio on a man, swishes his load around in her mouth, and spits it into her partner's vagina in hopes of causing a pregnancy.

Those two dykes wanted to have a baby, so I met them at the Holiday Inn for a napa valley conception.

by Opie Post December 25, 2013

Napalm Jelly-Dick

When a man dips his penis into unlit napalm and proceeds to stick it into a woman's vagina or rectum, or a man's rectum, pulls out his penis, and then lights the given orifice on fire, effectively incinerating the receiving party from the inside out.

Next time I see my ex I swear to God I'll get the boys and we'll napalm jelly-dick that bitch!

by P2CO22 December 8, 2019